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Is a nice looking person with a kind heart and an open mind. Mostly hyper, weird, and crazy.Is close with others and will make you laugh even at your worst times. Is good to have in a relationship and squads.
Kaali is such a weirdo.
Kaali by Yolojuan December 28, 2018
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Kahlie is a beautiful girl inside and out. She is tough, born a fighter but wants to love. Kahlies are the most loyal people ever. If a friend of a Kahlie you must have patients, they are crazy but their crazyness will steal your heart. The best Kahlies are Libras, because they are so very crazy but are also perfectly balanced as people. Kahlie will follow her goals and dump any trash the stands in her way. If you ever meet a Kahlie you will definently never forget her, she is unforgettable! Kahlie's eyes are the most perfect and beautiful eyes you will ever find. Do not screw over this girl, she will not seek revenge for you are not worth her time but if you ever mess over a Kahlie, the world will seek its justice on you! Kahlie is the best friend you can have, she will give you anything including her last breath and does not ask for anything from you except for love and caring. Kahlie rarely shows her emotions and when she does you must listen because she means it. To see this girl cry is unbearable and breaks your heart, to make this girl cry is unforgivable! Kahlies are amazing kisser because they have big, soft lips and are talented with their tongues. Her favorite place to be kissed is on her neck and it will make her melt in your arms. If you ever meet a girl who is too good to be true, you have just met a Kahlie!
"That girl is amazing, she is a total Kahlie!"

" I think I want to marry her, I got myself a Kahlie"
Kahlie by Mr. GI October 6, 2012
A very beautiful girl who has alot of haters and has the most swag ever (the good swag) she usually has one goal to date the sexiest boy in school before the year ends. Never let her go when u have her love in your hands. She doesnt ask boys out she waits for them to ask her out. She can be a bitch when tested but is usually wierd and nice to certain people. She doesnt hang out with ugly people and has the best friends ever. BEAUTIFUL,SOMETIMES FUNNY, MOODY WHEN TESTED, PRETTY FLEXIBLE AND LIKES TO SPEND TIME WITH HER BOYFRIEND
Boy 1: I think im going to ask out Kaaliyah today

Boy 2: Yea right, shes way to good for you But not for me. Im going to get her number today.
Kaaliyah by Thatgirlronnie November 26, 2013
A person who follows the footsteps of Tumblrea.
Random Person: Tumblrea ur vids suck

Kaglins: TITTY SNIFFER!!!
Kaglins by vintx November 13, 2017

käärijä 

Eurovision 2023 runner up, famous for his song Cha Cha Cha. The most attractive man to ever exist.
Omg did you see käärijä??

Yes omg he's like the sexiest person in the whole world
käärijä by ValentineZ June 2, 2023
I don't see much I can say here... a kaalan is a kaalan. A kaalan can mean ANYTHING. Your pet frog, a pragein, oof, smelly. It is a verb, noun, adverb, adjective, determiner, pronoun, conjunction and preposition. On a grammar quiz, write 'kaalan' on it and GOOD FOR YOU! You aced your test. Just remember: DON'T SAY IT INFRONT OF SOMEONE WITH 'KAALAN' AT THE END OF THEIR NAME.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about how I lost my kaalans?
Guy 2: Yeah! Is it true that you kaalan-ed the kaalan to kaalan out of the kalaan?

MicroWigga: ...
Kaalan by cockmoment November 16, 2019
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