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"Fuck You" Lights

When you are driving and someone decides go way under the speed limit, so rather than flash your high beams, you turn on your off-road lights/light bar to blind them.

High beams don't count, they MUST be off-road lights!
Some jackass was doing 45 in a 60 on the highway, so I turned on my "Fuck You" Lights and burned out their retinas.
by captain138dc November 26, 2023
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Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
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Brimstone and lighting

A Jamaican Term used when someone says something homesexual that you do not agree with
Person 1 "Mi done stretch out". Person 2 "Stretch out what bruda" Person 3 "Brimstone and lightning Fiyah Fi Dat bruda"

I like men which if you don't agree with you'll say "Brimstone and lighting" which means that's Gay or your gay
by AugustSipsHiTech March 21, 2024
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Trailer disconnect light

A light that appears on a dash cluster after the trailer power supply has been disconnected from the vehicle towing the trailer.
Hey, I have a red light on my dash. That's the trailer disconnect light warning you that the trailer power supply is disconnected.
by Giving up 2023 March 23, 2024
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Albuquerque Back-up Light

When you’re banging a chick outside at night , you got her doggy-style. You can a firefly as it flies by, and stick it in her butthole.
As in, “I gave her the ole Albuquerque Back-up Light last night in Anderson’s hay field, it was awesome watching the glow on her perfect apple bottomed ass!”
by Swyre 3 April 29, 2024
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Drawing Tits on Lightning McQueen

To take the easy way out, particularly by using humor to shy away from reality or vulnerability.
“I want to create serious and introspective art, but I keep drawing tits on Lightning McQueen.”
by good egg June 27, 2024
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