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Dutch Cheese-cutter

A situation where a pubic hair becomes lodged in the anal sphincter, causing any resultant stools to become sliced on expulsion.
Floot: "Hey Rudi...why are there 2 symmetrical skid marks on the toilet bowl?"
Rudi: "that would be my dutch cheese-cutter in action"
Floot: "Remind me not to engage in anal sex with you tonight!"
Dutch Cheese-cutter by kennyboye September 30, 2014

Dirty Cheese Washer 

It is when a girl is a filthy slut, since a Cheese Washer may be used for many different uses, all kinds of different ways. Hence the phrase Dirty Cheese Washer.
That Rachel is such a Dirty Cheese Washer. I heard she screwed three guys in every hole all on the same day! Nasty!

cootage cheese 

The pasty vaginal secretions that lump up over time during the course of a day and reside close to the clitoris. An unexpected oral encounter by the giver will experience a bitter taste, normally cleaned prior to planned oral sex.
"I went down on this girl I just met at the bar, but thought better after I realized that she had some pretty major cootage cheese".
cootage cheese by dizzotizzo September 17, 2016

asshole cheese 

the sweaty meat on the inside edge of the anus
id do anal with her but i dont want my penis sticking to her asshole cheese
asshole cheese by michaeloconnell January 18, 2017

Cheeky cheese weasel 

Cheeky cheese weasel is a adjective used by English speaking people, particularly Australians from the Pilbara Region.

1. it is a word used to describe someone who does something or says something sort of disrespectful and sometimes rude, but says it in a cunning and playful way meaning no disrespect to the person it is directed at.

2. can also be used in a more serious way i.e if you found out that one of your friends has been talking behind your back, you might say that she is a "cheeky little cheese weasel"
Did you see the news last night? There was an interview with that cheeky cheese weasel, Corey Worthington Delaney's from Melbourne who hosted that house party at his parents place while they were away and he posted it on Facebook like that Project X party.

You have to see the interview, he is such a cheeky cheese weasel! If you missed it just google his name on YouTube and you should be able to find it.
Cheeky cheese weasel by YOTO March 27, 2017

Vaginal Cheese Crust 

When a lady has an STD that makes it to where it looks all yellow and gets crusty and hardens.
Eww Tom the girl named Taylor Swift has Vaginal Cheese Crust .
Vaginal Cheese Crust by ZeroApplez October 17, 2017