lap cock

Having sex doggy style while resting your laptop on your partners back. Your partner and laptop are now the "lapcock".

Woman asks: "what is that on my back?"

Man replies: "Just firing up my lap cock"

by Ryck Boweman March 8, 2014

cock flock

A moderate to massive sized group of douchebag guys walking to a party together without any girls

Wow dude look at that cock flock. It's taking up the whole sidewalk

by g-rizzthriz September 10, 2009

Glow Cock

A light-skinned penis that when squeezed upon, temporarily shows a glow in the spot that it was squeezed in.

Squeeze that shit you slut! You like that glow cock!

by JizzerNaught July 7, 2012

Cock polishing

While having sex with a bald girl the guy pulls out and nuts on the girls head and “buffs” it with his dick

Guy1: Bro did you here what I did to Charlie last night?
Guy2: No what did you do?
Guy1: I cock polished her at the party.
Guy2: Dude what’s cock polishing?
Guy1: Bro you seriously don’t want to know haha. But I’ll tell you she hates me now.

by Tunnel Buddy November 1, 2017

awesomist cock

a stupid phrase that one says in the interim of a blowjob then regrets later becuase it's mentioned constantly

omg you have the awesomist cock

by mia hart October 23, 2008

Shell cocked

When you are surprised by the size; small or large of someone's penis

He got his cock out, it was huge, I was completely shell cocked

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Cock Terrorist

A woman who attempts to destroy a man's current relationship by embarassing him or insinuating he is cheating while in the presence of the girlfriend.
Just as a terrorist uses bombs to kill the cock terrorist uses lyes to kill the mans sex life.

While at a club, Joe and his girlfriend were approached by Joe's ex. The ex procedes to insinuate that Joe was still seeing her therefore laying waste to Joe's hopes of getting laid that weekend.
That bitch was such a cock terrorist.

by El Vez August 20, 2006