The effect of getting more frequent erections during springtime, a phenomenon which is believed to have a direct connection to animal mating habits which tend to peak during the aforementioned season. Can be particularly discomforting when wearing sweatpants and being in the vicinity of other people.
- Hey man, isn't springtime great?
- Dude, are you kidding me? I'm having the worst case of spring wood ever and I have a presentation in front of the whole class today...
- Dude, are you kidding me? I'm having the worst case of spring wood ever and I have a presentation in front of the whole class today...
by M.C.T. April 27, 2011
Get the Spring Woodmug. When a guy is fucking a girl and pulls out before he cums, backs up and shoots his load at the hole while screaming “Fore!!!”
You: Last night I was fucking Ashley and pulled a Tiger Wood on her
Friend: No way, did you sink the shot?
You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow
Friend: No way, did you sink the shot?
You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow
by PrescribedBurn October 9, 2019
Get the Tiger Woodmug. by howardfelt July 28, 2012
Get the Never-Woodmug. A hypothetical time period when humans didn't use stone as their main tools.
Also a stage of cultural development where no one uses stone tools.
Also a stage of cultural development where no one uses stone tools.
The botocudo Indians of south america used absolutely no stone implements at all, rather their tools were fashioned from bamboo and plant fibers. Because of the lack of stone useage, they were in the wood age, even lower than the Paleolithic.
by happyatcommonsense March 7, 2015
Get the wood agemug. by dakine666 November 28, 2012
Get the fem-woodmug. by Marilyn Jane July 27, 2017
Get the pink woodmug. by Shit car yo July 3, 2021
Get the Jamie woodmug.