Dragon with a Girl Tattoo

A Halloween costume that flips the script on the famous book

And what are you for Halloween?
Louise: I'm a dragon with a girl tattoo.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

I waste him with my crossbow

A popular phrase with Knights of the Dinner Table fans. It is spoken by the knight Bob (he is generally the most destructive of the table). Whenever he says this there is some poor NPC in peril.

B.A "A hapless beggar crosses the street and..."
Bob "I waste him with my crossbow and search the body."
B.A "..."

by Hapless Beggar April 7, 2010

Wipe my ass with it

When you can perform a task with no difficulties

Dude I'm stuck with maths can you help?
Yeah cool, let me wipe my ass with it.

by Genial1232 April 18, 2015

ride with you

Someone you can depend on
Someone who will hold u down

Someone who will comfort you

Someone who is loyal

You dont have to ask twice

They have your best inteterest at heart
You will never hear bs excuses because theyre unselfish when it comes to you

I will ride with you like you ride for me

by red_like_a_cherry April 11, 2015

With my Cousin

The excuse someone makes when someone does not want to do something with other people but does not want to admit it.

Sorry guys I can't play today I'm with my cousin.

by Somethingaboutajohnfkennedy June 22, 2020

help with luggage

Sexual favors. Specifically, gay sex acts with a rent-boy, prostitute, trick or escort.

I needed help with luggage so I hired a rent boy.

by smashaduck May 5, 2010

information witch

An alternate name for a librarian or information professional. Usually used in a derogatory or teasing manner.

Our group was in the middle of working on project when this information witch came over to our table and told us to be quiet.

by Chrispy Fries & Kenny Chesney October 3, 2010