by Hurtling-Turtle November 11, 2017
Get the widow fire mug.The new-uber awesome operating system that's supposed to be perfect, make up for all the mistakes Vista made, destroy Linux on netbooks, take back market share from Apple, and convert everyone from XP. Used frequently by die-hard XP users as an excuse not to use Vista.
by WindyJet March 28, 2009
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A shitty mediocre operating system by Microsoft. Pretty much all of its "features" are directly recycled from Windows 7 OR are designed for those who couldn't be trusted to screw in a light bulb. Oh, and this one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!!
They'll know who you are!
They'll know who you are!
Gary dispensed a liberal helping of lotion onto his palm when suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows 10!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 30, 2016
Get the Windows 10 mug.An archaic operating system from the early 1990s.
Unlike modern PCs and MACs, it didn't have a START menu or toolbar; it had a program manager application. It was one of the first GUI Windows platforms, an upgrade of Windows 3.0.
3.1 was the first system I ever worked with, waaay back when I was four or five. 3.1 was a good machine, capable of handling any game from Reader Rabbit to the Oregon Trail (CD).
Unlike modern PCs and MACs, it didn't have a START menu or toolbar; it had a program manager application. It was one of the first GUI Windows platforms, an upgrade of Windows 3.0.
3.1 was the first system I ever worked with, waaay back when I was four or five. 3.1 was a good machine, capable of handling any game from Reader Rabbit to the Oregon Trail (CD).
Then we upgraded to Windows 95, which had a better interface.
But Windows 3.1 will be dear to me forever, for it was my first computer OS ever.
But Windows 3.1 will be dear to me forever, for it was my first computer OS ever.
by TarkanAttila22 September 9, 2009
Get the Windows 3.1 mug.The company's revenues are off 20%, profits are down 25%. They are really sucking wind.
by Krace November 16, 2004
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My Da: Wind yer neck in love, bella got 11.
Me: Aye Wind yer neck in lawwd, I always get in!
Me: Thats nine GCSE's i got! Wooh!
My Da: Wind yer neck in love, bella got 11.
by MichelinMann October 16, 2008
Get the Wind yer neck in mug.A woman who feels that she might as well be a widow because her husband spends so much time away from her playing golf.
by bixby April 11, 2009
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