shake the weasel 

in simple terms - to take a shit

"I had to shake the weasel right after I ate that burger from greasy's diner!

shake the weasel by bungalow bill June 13, 2004

scab weasel

1. a person who picks scabs constantly
2. A person you dont want to work with.

"Brady was eating anchovies on the toilet, he is a nasty little scab weasel

scab weasel by COCC November 10, 2006

rabid weasel sex 

Energetic, intense, and highly animated sex. Similar to 'rabid badger sex.' Often results in at least trashed bedding; elevates quickly to ruined furniture, if not outright destruction. Smashed coffe tables, broken chairs, towel racks ripped from tile, etc. Seldom planned, instantaneously spontaneous, always vigorously athletic. Would be damned impressive if you could manage a video, but you'd probably smash the camera to hell trying. Can lead to extensive chiropractic care and physical rehab. Also see 'grin from hell.'

That 2AM return from the perfect night out from the most excellent concert ever with the best of friends, and maybe just a little too much rum. Waking up in a tangled heap sweaty arms, legs, throw rugs and sofa pillows at 7. "Now -that- was some rabid weasel sex!"

rabid weasel sex by runnamukk June 29, 2011

Bop the one-eyed weasel 

Verb: To Masturbate.

I just bopped the one-eyed weasel on your pillow last night.

'Bop the one-eyed weasel'? What's that?

Oh, nothing.

Bop the one-eyed weasel by soggy waffle December 17, 2009

pickle weasel 

a North American rodent found mostly in the lush grasslands. Feeds mainly on cucumbers pickled due to the intense acid rainfall that surrounds the habitat. When in danger, the notorious weasel will make a noise, sounding similar to "Schnikey, Schnikey!!" First debut in the big time: On the popular TV series That 70's Show.

I stepped on a pickle weasel, and it made a large "Schnikey!!"

pickle weasel by dahdahdahdahdah December 21, 2008

Cack Weasel 

An idiotic or moronic person.
A person who is amusing due to their stupidity.

Get that condom out of your nose you cack weasel!

Cack Weasel by Ben November 21, 2004

Ferret Weasel 

Coming from the latin Ferratis Weasalis. An animal of intriguing and fascinating appearance. Looks kinda like a ferret, kinda like a weasel but has a bigger nose and a massive great dick on him.

Last night I seen a ferret weasel try to mount the local parking warden.

Ferret Weasel by Gordy Willmott August 17, 2006