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Jungle Warfare

The coalition between all male forces in a combined effort to abolish female pubic hair at the international level.
After Sarah realized that having a full bush while wearing a thong looked like she had Ronald Mcdonald in a headlock, she willfully engaged in Jungle Warfare.
by PoopInTheDark January 7, 2009
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Warmalarm

1. A "global warming alarmist."

2. One attempting to influence others by scaring them with exaggerated claims regarding the potential threat posed by global warming.

3. One who talks about global warming as though it is a "fact" (i.e., scientists have "proven") that fluctuations in global temperatures are caused by the emission of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases that result from human actions.

It is a combination of the "warm" in "global warming" and the "alarm" in "alarmists."
I just saw the biggest warmalarm of them all, Al Gore, on NBC telling us we need to piss in bottles or we're all gonna die.

Larry is a geologist who pretends to agree with the warmalarms around him because he wants to keep his job.

John Galt hates warmalarms.
by Jesusaves December 10, 2009
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Warhammer

The rapid, pounding insertion of four fingers into a bitch's twat.
I gave Jimmy's girlfriend Amy the WARHAMMER.
by Chris&Colin September 24, 2004
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warangel

Warangel are mostly noobs!! You can't find bigger noobs then warangel!
by eLiXyR September 5, 2003
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Extended Warantee

Meaning that you feel like you can keep your penis erect for days.
"Yo! I been checkin' the porno and I feel like I got an extended warantee, baby!"
by Matthew Blythe September 3, 2003
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Modern Warfare 2

when i saw the multiplayer trailer for that game i came a gallon in my pants. no lie im still trying to clean it up.
*watches soldier shoot the AA-12 auto shotgun in modern warfare 2 multiplayer trailer

faggot: finally i have something to masturbate to for tonight!
by k9thefaggot July 27, 2009
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