PoopInTheDark's definitions

Jungle Warfare

The coalition between all male forces in a combined effort to abolish female pubic hair at the international level.

After Sarah realized that having a full bush while wearing a thong looked like she had Ronald Mcdonald in a headlock, she willfully engaged in Jungle Warfare.

by PoopInTheDark January 7, 2009

NMTT

1. No More Tiny Titties - An organization established by frustrated Asian men who have been plagued by the onslaught of the all too common tiny Asian breast. This organization was founded on the pact that women with a cup size of B or under will no longer be tolerated. - noun

2. Never Mind. Too Tight - An excuse for gifted men to reject tight vaginal enclosures. - noun

1. After years of have nothing to play with other than just the nipples, Danny decided to enroll in the NMTT foundation through government sponsored healthcare.

2. I can't get it in... oh what the hell?! Never mind. Too Tight.

by PoopInTheDark January 5, 2009