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Warm Monster 

An energetic drink (typically of the monster-branded variety) that has not yet been chilled. Normally not identifiable as a drinkable substance by one who has not discovered the existence of ice machines.
I lucked out and snagged the last energy drink in the cafeteria today after the guy in front of me said he didn't want to drink a warm monster. The poor bastard must not have heard of ice machines.
Warm Monster by Tpdanow August 24, 2016
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warm canadian 

When the load of an elderly man is loosely squirted in your mouth. Bitter in taste and slightly stinging the tongue, much like a mouthful of piss warm Canadian beer.
Josh: " Dude..Harry just gave me a knarley warm Canadian behind the job shack. That raise better be worth it."

Codi: "Probably thinking about his aunt when he snapped his yogurt."
warm canadian by MassiveDynamic December 2, 2016

Warm dog 

When you have an uncontrollable love of both food and sex to the point where you are left with no choice to combine your passions.
This leads to the logical choice of putting a hotdog up the anus of your chosen partner, but in the interest of not wanting to waste food, proceeding to eat said hotdog afterwards; at this point it has become a warm dog
I was so horny and hungry last night, as usual, so I decided to give Sarah a warm dog
Warm dog by Whitedove9 December 8, 2016

warm sharts 

When you try to fart but some shit comes out of your ass and its warm
warm sharts by Real definer36 February 1, 2017

warm.crush 

A warm feeling a person gets when around their crush. But can be played off. Girls tend to feel this more commonly then boys.
When I'm around him I totally feel a warm.crush
warm.crush by "The provider" February 25, 2017

warm maple butt 

When a Canadian gets you from behind.
Ryan gave me a warm maple butt yesterday after the hockey game, eh!
warm maple butt by FinFran2 March 11, 2017