ass viking

gay guy who likes ass

last night, he was the ass viking, and i was the conquered slave...

by M>L>A April 9, 2009

bearded viking

When a hairy woman stands on her head and you jam your face in her vag and take a selfie.

Did you get that pic from Keith last night? That nasty bastard was all in a hookers junk and did a Bearded Viking shot...

by Satan's Sphinxter June 5, 2017

Nuclear Viking Funeral

It's like a Viking Funeral where they burn a corpse on a boat, but while their loved ones are singing hymns you personally fly a bomber overhead and drop a nuke on the pyre. It's typically done to a nemesis and you have a spy arrange it for you.

Did you see that Nuclear Viking Funeral?

by VHCKTOR October 28, 2023

Fuck-ling Viking

A overweight man who bullies his peers and strangers, inferior in size to him.
Has the IQ of a mentally handicapped hamster, and lives in a poorly kept trailer.

"That Fuck-ling Viking grabbed my collar and threatened to beat me up if i don't give him my lunch!"
"OMG! That Fuck-ling Viking sat on my dog and killed it!"

by Salpex Suplex May 15, 2016

doing a viki

Making a big mess whilst cooking

Damn it! You're doing a Viki all over the stove!

by Sololegends June 29, 2019

Jake The Viking

The best Mr Beast member. He likes string cheese

Omg it's Jake The Viking, give him string cheese.

by anonymous May 5, 2021

Viking Head Butt

When you are fucking a chick in the ass, and right when you are about to cum, you chop off her head, and quickly burn down their house, then ejaculate on the remains.

Last night I viking head butted your mother.

by Walkerlol Texaslol Rangerlol February 2, 2009