uberdarque

An elegant way of saying a very black person

kelley: would u ever do a black girl?
joe: i guess, not like an uberdarque tho.

by j0h December 29, 2008

über-wok

a wok that is so hard it can make a woman orgasm immediatly.
only known user: chuck norris

Chuck: You'll never believe how fast the woman i was wokking yesterday orgasmed

Mr T: I'm guessing our gonna tell me, otherwise i'd pity the fool.

Chuck: well put it this way, she got a real hard über-wok

Mr T: Damn! you got some nuts, chuck

by Gazzmanian-devil April 26, 2009

Uber tasking

when you doing more than multi tasking

"what you up to"

"well I'm downloading music, uploading coursework , sending emails, checking text messages, sorting spreadsheets, organising my diary, cooking the family dinner, ordering fish online and creating wicked definitions for the urban dictionary team"

"Man your uber tasking"

by Rummage kerfuffle September 18, 2009

uberdouchery

uberdouchery is used as a disease, when a male takes the term douche to a whole new level.

brett: wow ur cool

christian: thats new...

later...

Julia: bretts such an ass

Christian: yeah, he suffers from uberdouchery

by CHO13NJ November 29, 2009

Uberfacepalm

Uberfacepalm: A word commonly used in chatrooms and games when someone does something so idiotic that a regular, more common 'facepalm' will not do.

Uberfacepalm is also used as a meme depicting someone from Germany, commonly Hitler, facepalming, though this usage is slowly fading out of existence.

Person1: *Foolishly falls down a flight of steps*

Person2: *Uberfacepalm*

by Mehman34 November 4, 2009

ubercazs

a smooth operator, too cool for school.

"Martha was ubercazs today, I hope I get to first base with her"

by Ubercazsual January 8, 2010

Uber-managing

The act of incessant micromanagement that manifests itself primarily in continuous questions by mostly incompetent and robotic management personalities about time sheet status and billable hours totals (or lack thereof)

John: Max, why did you stay so late last night on a lazy summer day?

Max: My manager would not stop uber-managing me about my time and why my hours are low.. I had to stay until 3 am filling out time sheets..

John: That sucks man,you should quit that job..

by stinkynutz February 3, 2010