ultrapants

Pants that define epic, without using words. Glorious trousers handed down from the Gods.

Ultrapants make the world go 'round.

by Bufferkiller September 19, 2009

ultrasound blindness

Usually afflicting fathers-to-be and men and women who haven't been through pregnancy yet, this is a visual/brain problem that prevents a person from seeing in an ultrasound image where the baby is when it's perfectly obvious to the doctor and pregnant mother-to-be. Sometimes, but always, the pregnant woman will suffer from this affliction as well. You should worry if the doctor has it too.

Doctor: "Aaand there's our little guy!"
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*

by thePenciler February 24, 2010

ultimate bro

One who lives a true swagg-filled life all day every day. They are on a greater level then a "typical" bro and have a supreme roll in society. They are especially hard to come by, you will know one when you see one.

Note: the ultimate bro does not try to be a bro because it comes naturally to him.

Bro: whats up bro
Ultimate Bro: dude im chill, whats good with you
Bro: not much
Ultimate Bro: homie im gonna swagg it up in this nine peace

by mwbluedevil February 17, 2012

ultramegaslut

Ultramegaslut is someone who is not just a slut but rather has the combined sluttyness of 3 or more sluts.

"Dude that girl was a slut"
"No she wasn't she was an ultramegaslut"

by Spagatron February 14, 2014

ultimeatum

Burger that is seen in Regular Show episode "The Best Burger in the World" It consists of a cheeseburger stuffed inside a cheeseburger with deep fried cheeseburgers for buns that is then topped off with Himalayan ketchup. It is only served at the Grill 'Em Up truck once every 100 years and is only made by the truck's head chef Ajay Maldonaldo.

I heard if you ask for the ultimeatum Idaho style, they put a whole bag of chips in it!

by XANthonyfantano August 14, 2017

uljana

A beautiful funny and cute girl who can always makes u smile .
She is a little bit shy but is open to her friends .

She is such an Uljana.

by Chickenwing9000 September 29, 2017

ultra nae nae

a native slovak dance, embraced by the new culture of gopniks in Russia

Vladimir: Check out my ultra nae nae bro
Branislav: Yeah my bro, cyka blyat

by Lil Car February 13, 2018