Two’s a Crowd

An undesirable situation for diners, because the pandemic has decimated so many lives worldwide that the authorities would allow foodcourts and restaurants to operate only if they limit to no more than one person per table at any time of the day.

Jeff was fined $3,000 the second time for breaking the “Two’s a crowd” rule twice, this time round for being caught at a fast-food outlet with an ex-colleague whom he’d not met for over a decade.

by Fasters March 6, 2022

Channel two

Synonym for a deuce, or a very large shit.

It became a synonym after KWGN Channel 2 in Denver renamed themselves 'the Deuce' in a very stupid move to try to attract a younger audience.

1. "Where did Kevin go?"
-"He's dropping a channel two in the restroom."

by Connaître April 14, 2009

Terrific Two

The two teams the are in the college basketball National Championship.

"Yo did you hear Oral Roberts and Georgetown are in the Terrific Two!" I screamed.

by Ryan the dubz March 29, 2007

Two Slit

A great name for the female genitalia.

Originated by Matt Coppola

Damn! I wanna get in that girls two slit.

by Johnny Vag May 4, 2008

Funeral For Two

Wedding

Kenny: Are you going to Daniel's wedding?
Alex: You mean the funeral for two?

by ACampbell September 27, 2008

two legger

A person who has two legs and is fully ambulatory but needs to be insulted anyway; the term two legger is used as a derogatory term to insult and can be used by the disabled and other two leggers.

Bro 1: "Hey bro what is the square root of seven?"

Bro 2: "Only a two legger would ask that kind of question."

by Not_A_Two_Legger November 25, 2013

Two Sacker

A female having an appearance of such hideous nature that not one, but two sacks are required to facilitate consensual intercourse between the female and a second party. The sacks are referred to formally as the principal and secondary sacks. The principal sack is placed over the head of the aforementioned female and serves as precautionary measure in the prevention of unnecessary visual exposure by the second party. Such visual exposures have previously been observed to cause severe gastric disturbances resulting in projectile fluid discharge--not to be confused with sexual lubricants (unsuitable viscosity). The secondary sack, more commonly known as the "safety net" is placed over the second parties head as a means of N+1 redundancy. Thus, should the principle sack fail (i.e., become banged off), the secondary sack shall become the primary means of visual protection. It should be well noted that neither sack is intended nor capable of preventing pregnancy or STDs.

Sam: Dude, I accidentally banged the principle sack straight off this two sacker the other day.

Nick: Holy shit. Dude you gotta be more careful.

Sam: Yea man, good thing I had my secondary sack stapled to my forehead.

Nick: Thank god for the N+1 rule.

by threeleggeddog July 13, 2012