fake take

Pretending to enter and store someone's phone number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"

Jeff: Why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him?

Chris: Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"

by dmcormond July 11, 2007

take out

Shorthand for "chinese takeout" and "chinese takeaway." Called "carry away" in British slang.

I had take out for dinner last night.

by richardc020 August 23, 2010

take a number

The reply to a statement, implying that there are many others with the same feeling.

"I want to sleep with you"
"Take a number"

by jamesf October 12, 2004

I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!

A famous and funny thing Light says in the show Death Note. "I'll be solving math equations with my left hand and eating with my right." "I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!"

your friend:
What?! You forgot your math homework and home? What are you gonna do?!

you:
I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!

by hn9090 May 20, 2009

Take the L

'Take the L' means 'take the loss.'

This became really popular for some reason, and is often used when someone gets roasted or when they loose/fail (at) something.

Lol, Ricegum came out with a new diss track about Jacob Sagitarus! He's gonna take the L again!😂😂

by Lia and lidi July 5, 2016

take the cake

To be an extreme or special instance, as if it wins a cake for being so extreme or special. Usually used in the form "I have seen/heard a lot of (variable), but (this) takes the cake." A common, but aging phrase in Scandinavian languages.

A: Did you see that girl?
B: Yeah. I've seen a lot of girls in my life, but she takes the cake.
A: I'd let her take the cake any day.
B: You're an idiot.

by Bennyishere January 12, 2009

take em behind the shed

To drag something behind a wooden shed to be put out of its misery by shooting it with a gun.

They should take that rapist and take em behind the shed.

by mwfitz August 2, 2014