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wesley finn tucker 

Friend: OMG HE IS SO WESLEY FINN TUCKER
Other friend: I KNOW RIGHT!!

Darcy Tucker 

Insane hockey player.
Amazing.
Likes to fight.
wicked guy.
Just like Bradley;)
hey look at bradley go he's just like darcy tucker!
Darcy Tucker by Jade May 13, 2005

The Chris Tucker 

When preparing for a money shot you tell the girl to get on her knees, close her eyes and open her mouth. After she does this you ram your finger down your throat and vomit all over her and into her mouth.
What The Fuck does this have to do with The Chris Tucker?

Mother Tucker 

(N.) Tucker Libowitz, better known in the street drugs industry as "Mother Tucker." He wears a magenta, pimped out suit and feather hat, and has a large glass left eye and a crackhead-like tiny right eye, which doesn't match the other at all. Tucker Libowitz is also A high buisness Drug Dealer by day, and a seedy Hollywood agent by night. His careers unfortuneatly came to an end, though as he was arrested in 2000 for Sipping Wheat Grass at a Dairen, Connecticut juice bar and was sentenced 6 consecutive Life Sentences. DA END, BABY!
Mother Tucker: "I'm Tucker Libowitz, and I got Puffy off in court. But I was Hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "And the alleged results?"
Mother Tucker: "I'm still hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "But the worst was yet to come."
Mother Tucker by G-Union October 30, 2003

Tom Tucker 

n. The male act of tucking the front of ones shirt down and under the scrotum.

Reasons for preforming a Tom Tucker could range anywhere from comfort to security.
To compensate for a large gooch that was often prone to becoming quite moist, Gary came to depend upon the security and comfort of a well tucked Tom Tucker.

After being regularly pantsed in gym class, Nate started thinking two steps ahead in the form of a snugly placed Tom Tucker.
Tom Tucker by RYANLANG69 May 3, 2011

shirt-tucker 

A Republican...

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American male.
Gay bashin’, black fearin’, poor fightin’, tree killin’, regional leaders of the South
Frat housin’, keg tappin’, back slappin’ haters of hippies like me.
Soul savin’, flag wavin’, Rush lovin’, land pavin’ personal friends to the Quayles
see the song by Todd Snider

That guy with the NRA hat is a real shirt-tucker.
shirt-tucker by Mark Manausa October 9, 2006