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Break the Trojan

1. To have rough, angry sex with a woman you find very attractive, but you hold back a little bit to ensure the integrity of the condom as insurance so you do not have to pay child support or spend any unnecessary time outside of the bedroom together.

2. To be brought unwillingly into a more serious phase of a relationship with a parter you would rather have as a causal sex buddy.

To Break the Trojan would mean the girl would become impregnated and you would either have to marry her, or pay child support for 18 years.
Ryan: Man Michelle is smoking hot. Would you hit that?

Erik: Shit yeah man, I'd hit that with a vengeance, but I wouldn't Break the Trojan.

Ryan: Word, I hear she's an alcoholic anyways.
by Bigezay February 29, 2008
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Trojan Hooch

Trojan Hooch is a drink or drug of some sort that sneaks up on you when you're least expecting it and MESSES YOU up. Just like the Trojan horse.
Man that rumplemints was a total Trojan Hooch
by Trojan hooch December 7, 2010
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trojan man

trojan man is my schools mascot!
by ken November 17, 2004
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trocke

(Tro-key)
a word uses to describe when someone who is coming is either slutty, a whore, or very easy. They are usually female and extremely bitchy.
even though most of the time they are shit talkers and cant fight for themselves, they are prone to getting hurt.
avoid a TROCKE.
anna:so whos going to the party
george: those trocke twins
anna: oh fuck...
by streamwood_4_life November 12, 2010
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trojan war

A war 3000 years ago, which actually probably never happened and is really a load of fuck made up by a Greek Nerd with small genitalia - i'm sure he had a statue commisioned which proves it - (but I'm not complaining because the movie was cool) between the Trojans and the Greeks, who got beat down for most of it and had to use a giant wooden, horse shaped dildo for the greek king with men inside to act as sperm, but who he forgot about and gave to the Trojans as a peace gift when he needed a bigger toy to win, as well as a lot more soldiers (but to be fair the Trojans did have massive walls to defend them and to fire arrows off). The Trojans were too pissed and comatose to give a fuck about the horse so they let it in because they fought apollo creed gave it to them as a gift for raping the hell out of the Greeks for most of the time and stealing their bitches.
Who the fuck is sad enough to look Trojan war up?
by King of troy July 10, 2006
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troasted

A combination of the words trashed and roasted. Trashed meaning extremely drunk and roasted meaning extremely high.
Damn I was troasted last night, that weed set me over the top.
by Seamus Kehoe April 17, 2008
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Trock

Trock is a music genre that is completly sexy.
It was founded by Alex Day.

This sex-tastic genre is based off the brilliant sci fi show Doctor Who (also very sexy)
"OMG! Have you heard of Chameleon Circuit? The first trock band? Their sexy!"
by DominatedLoveSlave June 10, 2009
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