Getting totally rad

Something my buddy and I say instead of "getting High"

Its something you can say around your folks without them knowing what you mean.
Dude 1 to dude 2: Hey bro! Wanna go down to the creek and get totally rad?

Dude 2: Heck yes my good sir! I would love to go down to the creek and get totally rad with you!

Dad: Huh?

Dude 2:....... I love getting totally rad...

Dad (in a murmur):.... fuckin kids
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Total Existence Failure

When something malfunctions by virtue of not existing at all. Taken (but not precisely) from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". In the original usage, a spaceship existed for a while and then spontaneously disappeared.
Bob: Can I borrow your car?
Bill: Nope. Sorry. It's having a total existence failure.
by Al Benedict October 22, 2009
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Total Request Live

It's not even a show. It's just one big advertizement for forgettable and overly cliched pop/rap music.
Total Request Live is the final reason why I stopped watching MTV and turned to the MP3 scene for less biased music requests.
by AYB June 20, 2003
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Total Commando

Total Commando means something is really awesome or manly.
whoa, that giant robot over there is TOTAL COMMANDO!
by awesometastic12 July 22, 2011
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total boner killer

A woman who is physically attractive, but totally kills your boner (attraction) due to her negative attitude and lack of intelligence
Hey François that girl I went on a date with last night was a TBK (Total Boner Killer) bro. She was gorgeous until she talked about how much she hated her job."
by Eduardo Amoureux June 21, 2019
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Total replacement therapy

When something is so badly damaged that the only option is to get a new one; it might be a critical component, or the whole thing.
"Can you fix it ?"

"No. Your hard drive is screwed. Total replacement therapy is indicated."

"Bugger !"
by eighth of seven February 06, 2010
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total gogular failure

In swimming, when one dives into the pool when starting a race and his or her goggles immediately completely fill up with water or fall off, usually ending up somewhere part way down the person's face.
Brian: "Damn, dude. What happened during that race? You're time was freaking slow."

Tom: "I experienced total gogular failure and couldn't see shit."
by UndeadMessenger March 20, 2009
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