by cunt munchier July 13, 2014
 Get the total pussy destructionmug.
Get the total pussy destructionmug. When something malfunctions by virtue of not existing at all. Taken (but not precisely) from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". In the original usage, a spaceship existed for a while and then spontaneously disappeared.
by Al Benedict October 22, 2009
 Get the Total Existence Failuremug.
Get the Total Existence Failuremug. It's not even a show.  It's just one big advertizement for forgettable and overly cliched pop/rap music.
Total Request Live is the final reason why I stopped watching MTV and turned to the MP3 scene for less biased music requests.
by AYB June 19, 2003
 Get the Total Request Livemug.
Get the Total Request Livemug. A woman who is physically attractive, but totally kills your boner (attraction) due to her negative attitude and lack of intelligence
Hey François that girl I went on a date with last night was a TBK (Total Boner Killer) bro. She was gorgeous until she talked about how much she hated her job."
by Eduardo Amoureux June 21, 2019
 Get the total boner killermug.
Get the total boner killermug. In swimming, when one dives into the pool when starting a race and his or her goggles immediately completely fill up with water or fall off, usually ending up somewhere part way down the person's face.
Brian: "Damn, dude. What happened during that race? You're time was freaking slow."
Tom: "I experienced total gogular failure and couldn't see shit."
Tom: "I experienced total gogular failure and couldn't see shit."
by UndeadMessenger March 20, 2009
 Get the total gogular failuremug.
Get the total gogular failuremug. When something is so badly damaged that the only option is to get a new one; it might be a critical component, or the whole thing.
"Can you fix it ?"
"No. Your hard drive is screwed. Total replacement therapy is indicated."
"Bugger !"
"No. Your hard drive is screwed. Total replacement therapy is indicated."
"Bugger !"
by eighth of seven February 6, 2010
 Get the Total replacement therapymug.
Get the Total replacement therapymug. by awesometastic12 July 23, 2011
 Get the Total Commandomug.
Get the Total Commandomug.