Tessa

A girl with big boobs and a big ass that gives you a Bonner 🍆💦

Hey Tessa you look sexy

by Jack 777 December 12, 2018

Tess

tess: vtr to rape; to enforce sexual intercourse upon someone after brief yet insufficient flirtation, to later ruin their life

Person 1:Man, I got arrested for TESSING the fuck out of that girl, but it was so worth

Person 2: Man you hear about Mr. Dockerill, he got put in jail for tessing some poor kid

by Alexeiborachev October 24, 2008

Tess

She thicc, she slick but she won’t suck your dick.

Greg: how’s the bird?
Joe: she’s peng but she’s a bit of a tess

by Citadella May 30, 2019

Tess

Someone who has a phat ass and in most cases is Jewish.

Yo I saw this guy with a fat ass
Bruhhh this guy is a Tess

by Thisguyleo November 19, 2019

Tess Procrastinator

A Fucking piece of Little shit that does nothing in their fucking life.

Hey I’m a Tess procrastinator

Don’t talk to me

by Doorhandle52 March 22, 2021

Dirty Tessely

Dirty Tessely is when you make a drawing with your partners cum

~Example dirty tessely~

Boy: “what are you doing with my cum?”
Girl: *shows drawing*
“I did a dirty Tessely on the bed baby;)
Boy: “I really love how you painted the cat there I love it when you do the dirty Tessely”

by Youra Yun-Jae January 24, 2021

Tessy

Commonly known as a courtesy wipe.

after taking a dump, Davey returned to the bathroom to wipe again and get the leftovers, thus a tessy

by Baybay16 August 18, 2016