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Rhode Island Tire Shine

When some asshole in his Maserati, Benz, Porsche, etc. from New York parks too close to your dirty pickup truck, so you bless his new Pirellis with about 14 ounces of used Miller light straight out of your wang.
Damn, Roger really blessed that asshole in the Maser with a fresh RHODE ISLAND TIRE SHINE!!

But Matty slayed that Benz at the country club the other day with a fresh RI tire shine…

Morgan really shined up that Maybach last night…homey got straight blessed with that tire shine!!
Related Words

tire kicker 

Someone who is indecisive about purchasing a product or service, and never feels satisfied with what they are offered. In the end a tire kicker may or may not buy. The term comes from sales people at car dealerships. Tire kickers would come around frequently, kick the tires a few times on the cars that they liked, but never make a solid purchasing decision on any particular car or trim.
That tire kicker has come here every day for the last month, don't waste any time on him.
tire kicker by Ethan April 27, 2004

Big Timed 

When one person whom you know, acts like they are too cool to say hi or acknowledge your existence.
You were with your friends at dinner and you big timed me.
Big Timed by Don Kershaw January 4, 2008

Tongue-tied 

Unable or disinclined to speak freely (as from shyness)
Do you sometimes get tongue-tied?
Tongue-tied by nevervoid October 20, 2008

Tird Burgerler 

A person who does not know how to spell the words turd and burglar. Not to be confused with a turd burglar, although it is likely that many turd burglars are also flagrant tird burgerlers.
Tird Burgerler by Bingley February 18, 2008
Commonly known as an amazing streamer on the popular streaming platform Twitch.tv. Everyone simps for him, especially after he revealed his face.
Skull: Have you heard of TiredAid?
Uncultured Human: No.
Skull: tisk tisk.
TiredAid by SKULLIESKULLIESKULL November 13, 2020