camp here and there

literally the silliest podcast,(elijahhhhh) it has so many cool charecter(ELIJAH.) and a great plot (ELIJAHHHHHHHH)

dude, have you seen chnt (camp here and there)?

by sockypoo (popsicle) September 13, 2023

thats a very nice everything you have there

An internet meme based on minecraft creepers. Creepers explode when they get near the player destroying you house, creatures, etc. The meme goes "thats a very nice (wolf, everything, house, etc.) you have there. It would be a shame if something happened to it."

thats a very nice everything you have there. it would be a shame if something happened to it. (boom)

by herpderpdude August 3, 2011

There's A Cream For That

Really funny thing to say instead of saying "Thats what she said."

(BOB) This is hard
(LUKE) "There's a Cream For That"

by CEBERT103 May 18, 2009

There are other germs on your hands.

There are other germs on your hands: So, pretty much, this is a saying coined by Sam Martens . It's like an urban version of "There are other fish in the Sea." But, it's better. Mostly because she's pretty dern awesome. She alledgedly went mad one day, from a germ-related illness and stabbed herself in the stomache. Ki...lling herself and her pregnantness. (Georgios: your-go.) FYI: i love that kid! (:

"Oh, you're not over him? Don't worry, there are other germs on your hands."

by Sam Martens. December 6, 2009

If there's grass on the field, play ball

Traditionally, used to denote the beginning of (American) baseball season practice anxiously awaited by enthusiasts each springtime: If there was grass growing, then the season had progressed enou gh past winter to start the new season: "play ball!" More recently, it has become a slang inferring statutory laws regarding underage females did not, in practice, realistically apply and that instead, the presence of pubic hair (grass) indicated sufficient maturation to begin sexual activity (play ball).

"I know your sister's only twelve, but I go by baseball, not age, "If there's grass on the field, play ball!"

by Azi0056 February 17, 2019

Hello there

GENERAL KENOBI

Obi wan: hello there.
General grievous: General kenobi.

by ČräçkPīpë May 12, 2020

there are four lights

the only way to end a heated debate when one person continues to repeat a lie in the hopes that the other person will believe it is true.

comes from the ST:TNG episode where Capt. Picard is captured by the Cardassians and subjected to physical and psychological torture to make him believe there are five lights instead of four in the interrogation room.

pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"

expert: "Two unnecessary wars..."

pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"

expert: "Increased military spending..."

pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"

expert: "Tax breaks for the super wealthy..."

pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"

expert: "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!"

by projectaristotle August 29, 2012