Thomas 

An extremely (like very) large man. If he was a fast food meal he would be supersized.

Dae’quavien: Ayo homie how did Tyrone die.

La’davien: Yuh homie Thomas sat on that nigga.

Thomas by Coolrobloxplayer69 January 2, 2019

Thomas 

An ugly person who sucks dick on a regularly basis always gets no chicks at all , all in all just a gay fag

Hey gay fag Thomas: That’s me

Thomas by Thomashasasmalldick May 20, 2020

Thomas 

To be a lazy fuck (commonly associated with falling asleep in class, shrugging more in a conversation than actually using words,

1. "I fell asleep in class today. Blamed it on the teacher." *shrugs* "Whatever."

"So basically you thomased?"

"Yeah."

2. "It's a miracle I only thomased my entire life but I still managed to work in McDonalds."

Thomas by yourfellowwombat December 26, 2014

Thomas 

Guy who is lazier than anyone else. Is the fattest person alive and commonly identifies as Snorlax

1:Dude. That's an awesome Snorlax you have
2: I know. He's a real Thomas

Thomas by tjc9 October 23, 2016

Thomas 

A teenage white kid that has an abnormally small penis ranging from 1 inch to 1.1 inch, he also tends to try to finger females in the school stairwell.

What should we call our new baby boy honey?
Well let's see..oo I know Thomas
Why that name sweety?
Because look at his small dick and he is very pale, and he will stay this way.

Thomas by Crucis November 15, 2016

Thomas 

He is the MOB strijder.

Chimeid: Faka Thomas, do you want to fuck me?
Thomas: No of course not a kaolo kec7, MOB!

Thomas by MOB strijder February 25, 2017

Thomas 

Thomas is someone who is to insecure about his penis size so he needs to post allot about how big his penis is.

Did you see that post about Thomas? Yeah he is such a Thomas!

Thomas by the truth Wizzard March 17, 2017