The phrase that describes the act of finding out that someone is a huge douche, when there was no warning.
Girl: "So then he was texting me and asked for a handjob."
Friend: "Wow, that's surprising. He seemed like such a nice guy."
Girl: "Yeah, it was surprising. It was a surprise douching."
Friend: "Wow, that's surprising. He seemed like such a nice guy."
Girl: "Yeah, it was surprising. It was a surprise douching."
by the_collier_wiccan March 5, 2011
Get the Surprise Douchingmug. You're at a party, and theres a very hot chick there, but she shoots you down when you try to make your move. so later on you wait til shes sitting down and facing the other direction, deep in conversation with your friend. This part takes extreme guile and Wit. You slowly creep up on that self-righteous Bitch, then start masturbating inaudibly so she doesnt expect you, when your close to climax go close to her face and get her attention then jizz on her face, she'll open her mouth in shock, so you insert your penis, for a wee bit of Felatio, and to wipe off all your excess Semen, finish with a cock slap, then make your exit. This is best performed in a different state/county/country or continent due to the extreme disrespect youll get from the local folk, back home though, await your Heroes welcome!
"I was at this house-party in Idaho and this hot chick was there, she shot me down when i made my move, That bitch got the Mullan-Surprise by the end of the night!"
"I gave this bitch a Mullan-Surprise while i was away on holiday"
"I gave this bitch a Mullan-Surprise while i was away on holiday"
by Herd-Mizzack December 23, 2006
Get the Mullan-Surprisemug. Before encourse begins the girl states that she would not like to be blasted with the man's load on her face but rather her back. So the sneaky man, while"railing" her from behind, acts as if he is about to ejaculate but rather spits on the girls back, creating the illusion of cum; once the girl turns around the man unleases the load onto her face giving her the "surprise shot."
by slimjim13254 March 29, 2009
Get the surprise shotmug. When a transexual secretly dates unknowing men, as a woman, and pulls out her dick just as the guy starts to have sex.
by Sallys April 19, 2006
Get the tranny-surprisemug. A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.
by Kloppenburg October 9, 2006
Get the Kloppenburg Surprisemug. For Males Only
When receiving oral sex, tap your pleasurer on the shoulder to get her attention. Then you should touch your thumbs to your head and spread your fingers like moose antlers and make any strange noise. Then, punch her in the face.
When receiving oral sex, tap your pleasurer on the shoulder to get her attention. Then you should touch your thumbs to your head and spread your fingers like moose antlers and make any strange noise. Then, punch her in the face.
by Rik January 6, 2004
Get the bullwinkle surprisemug. Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline. The difference is that one participant is uninformed of what is inflicted upon them.
You violate her pooter with the frozen Cosby Kid while the lights are off. Halfway through the act you yell "Surprise" and turn on the lights so she can see you going at her with the big greasy poopsicle.
You violate her pooter with the frozen Cosby Kid while the lights are off. Halfway through the act you yell "Surprise" and turn on the lights so she can see you going at her with the big greasy poopsicle.
Adrian refused to cuddle with Adam last night after he found out Adam was giving him the Alaskan Surprise.
by Terd Feguson January 14, 2009
Get the Alaskan Surprisemug.