purple jesus rodeo

An alcoholic drink comprising of 1/2 everclear, 1/2 grape NOS energy drink and purple (grape) cool aid mix, plus 2 caffeine tablets all put into one standard red plastic cup.

the name comes from the following:

Purple: because the drink is purple in color
Jesus: because you will get so drunk you may see jesus
Rodeo: because you'll be so hopped up on energy drink and caffeine tablets that you may be prone to jumping on your friends and riding them around like you're in a rodeo

GUY #1 oh man what happened last night?
GUY #2 dude you drank one Purple Jesus Rodeo and starting running around the party jumping on people!
GUY #3 Yeah then you passed out and we had to take you to the hospital.
GUY #1 NICE!

by Jeff "Danger" Hoernemann November 29, 2010

Blue Cord Rodeo

When a US infantryman graduates training, he is given a distinctive blue cord to wear on his uniform. When such an individual is fucking his partner from behind, he can grab his blue cord from a hidden location and start to choke his partner with it. This begins the rodeo. If the receiving partner "bucks" the infantryman off, the partner is given the blue cord as a trophy. If the infantryman chokes out the receiving partner or busts a nut, he keeps his cord.

An infantryman who has previously lost a cord can also have his cord returned by winning it back from the partner. This can take many forms. Some forms involve a "rematch" of the rodeo in similar positions. Some may opt to allow the female partner to wear a strap on and fuck the infantryman from behind while being choked. Homosexual couples may skip the strap on.

This act is rarely done to casual hookups and is usually reserved for significant partners. Prior to the inclusion of women into the US infantry in the mid 2010's, this was the only way for women to earn the coveted blue cord.

I surprised Amy to a blue cord rodeo last night and she won. I need to try and win it back before the next military ball.

by darx202 October 28, 2022

Not my first rodeo

Literally translated means "this is not the first time I have done this." Applies to dozens of different scenarios. Relays to the recipient that you are experienced and know what you're doing.

Reporter: "Nice work on that verdict."
Prosecutor: "Hey, this was not my first rodeo."

by KImCobain March 5, 2015

not my first rodeo

An excellent retort to people who are dispensing advice to you, that is pretty common knowledge and you already know. Usually, it's delivered to some novice who is attempting to be helpful, but is really just annoying you.

Noob: Make sure you stack that charcoal in a pyramid shape, with spacing between the briquettes.

Pro: It's not my first rodeo. I know how to stack, fluid, and feed the flame...I've probably forgotten more about grilling than you'll ever know...

by Davester75 July 4, 2012

Butt Hole Rodeo

While engaging in anal sex, at the point of climax you smack the girl on the ass and call her the wrong name. Than hold on as long as you can while she struggles to get off you.

I played the butt hole rodeo last night and managed to hang on for almost 10 seconds.

by A NAME THAT WAS AVAILABLE August 12, 2009

ass kiss rodeo

Having to kiss someone's ass so much that it becomes a show in itself. This was a bit on the Adam Carolla KLSX radio show.

Everyone disagreed, but to keep their jobs they all played ass kiss rodeo to make him happy until he left the meeting.

by NCdubmixer July 22, 2009

Hot dog rodeo

When the number of males in an environment overwhelmingly exceeds the amount of females present.

See Sausage Fest

Nat: "I had a delicious dick sandwich at the hot dog rodeo"

by NROMD October 18, 2009