by Your maternal figure May 23, 2017
by Mutich October 05, 2015
A game where the goal is for a boy/man to protect or "guard" their genitalia from their opponents attempting to grab it.
by City of Dylan February 22, 2021
by jman2001 April 08, 2014
Hey we got first place at our show last weekend!
No one fucking asked, god you’re such a color guard hoe.
No one fucking asked, god you’re such a color guard hoe.
by c4an November 04, 2022
Yeah didn't anyone say anything about Donald Trump sending in the national guard before it happened? Like, the reporting on the protest and the guard happened at the same time.
Hym "I can think about whatever the fuck I want and you are going to get someone's kid murdered if someone doesn't stop you. The National Guard need to start hunting down the freaks doing this to me starting with the new MeidasTouch freaks put them in a gas chamber. And then work their way backwards down the list."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
The people that saw you through the murky middle. You might not have known them in the beginning, they might not be there in the end, but they acted as the guards, the controls, that paid the light bill inside the tunnel and obscured the distant beam at end.
“He had an angelic afternoon after work when he walked into the tavern and he got to talk to some of the old guard.”
by Jeremiah Collins June 03, 2025