covid eyes

Since everyone is wearing a mask all we can see is a persons eyes and can't see their smile or facial expressions.
If the Chinese wouldn't have been eating and fucking bats and pangolins, we wouldn't have to guess what people look like under their covid mask. All we can see is their covid eyes.
by jimmybomm October 29, 2020
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Covid flatsies

When you used to be a person with a juicy booty or bum and when covid made all of the gyms shut down your butt deflated leaving you with a ‘covid flatsie’.
Have you seen Mackenzie lately? Since the gym has closed her butts definitely been a victim of the covid flatsies.
by sweediepie January 17, 2021
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Covid-Creative

When your impact on the unprepared or reckless or irresponsible is as infectious or deadly as the coronavirus, because you strike your target when they least expect it.
Be it in business, politics, or life in general, being covid-creative would see you through the good and bad times.
by Covido January 29, 2021
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Covid-19

A respiratory disease that makes karens buy 300 rolls of toilet paper each, while my mom stocks up on wine!
Joe tested positive for Covid-19!
by . . . March 25, 2020
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Covid Pass

A certificate that proves that someone had been corona-vaccinated, which would allow them to travel to many countries without having to quarantine before their departure and after their arrival.
Bob wasn’t allowed to board his flight because he forgot to bring along his Covid pass.
by Covido December 12, 2020
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COVID-21

The consequence of poor vaccine management and distribution; give the virus enough time and it WILL mutate beyond current inoculation antibody production targets.
Coming soon to a planet near you, COVID-21
by YAWA February 07, 2021
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COVID-13

A surge in infections and deaths on a Friday the thirteenth, compared to the figures on other dates, which led the authorities to wonder whether the most fearful or unluckiest date in the calendar in the developed world was a catalyst to the higher infection and mortality rates.
Whether COVID-13 victims suffered a double whammy or not is a topic of discussion suited for numerologists and astrologers rather than for scientists and politicians.
by Covido November 17, 2020
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