dick tater

A lazy jerk (couch potato) who refuses to get off his ass, lying around with his hand down his pants demanding that his woman fetch him things. Usually a sport of some kind is on the TV, like Nascar. You can spot the dick tater by his sweat stained white ribbed tank top and three day growth of stubble.

Funkstank: Gone'n git me anuther bud, woman, then you can suck on mah dick. I'm watching the daytona fivehunderd! Whooooo!

Cousin Betty: Hold yer horses, ya damn dick tater. I done getted that thar thang I ordered from ebay and I wanna try it on for ya.

Funkstank: Do it now, bitch or I'll give yer ass a tanning. Jump the fuck to it! The dick tater has spoken. Buuuurp.

by Princess Slayah July 24, 2009

Taste

The single by the rapper “Tyga” which was released on 16th of May 2018. This was a really good song with a sick beat, but unfortunately, some lad by name of James Charles ruined it by attempting to sing the background of the song, making it impossible to hear the original song without him “singing” wH00mP wH00mP wH00mP

No one-
Not a single soul-

James Charles-“WHOOMP WHOOMP WHOOMP”
Everyone-“I can’t unhear this in the song taste!”

by Not a French Pleb August 27, 2019

tasterz

Tasty, delicious, scrumptious. Also spelled "tasters"

Sam: That looks tasterz!
Josh: It's so good. I love tasters food!

by BaberzSquaredShow December 17, 2008

Tasker

The surname TASKER is an old 'occupational' name for someone who did tasks. In the same way that SMITH is for Black Smith.

Essentially English, but of French origin.

Mainly the task would have been reaping the grain at harvest time, but obviously Taskers did other tasks too during the farming year.

by WolfSkin March 13, 2011

tater teabag

When your dog wakes you up in the morning by jumping up on the bed and banging his sack on your forehead.

"My poor girlfried, she got the old tater teabag this morning - boy was she pissed!"

by Dirty Nick January 12, 2006

Tater tot

Often referring to a small crusty bitch. who is slow paced and shaped like fried potato snack

Look at tater tot over there being useless again

by Sammi cowski May 4, 2017

Taste Test

A taste test is what a man does before performing oral sex on a woman. Instead of inserting a finger into her vagina and smelling it, the man inserts a finger into her vagina and then puts his finger into her mouth. If the reaction is favorable then proceed as planned. If the reaction is unfavorable then the man may want to consider another form of sexual stimulation.

Dude. I went to taste test Michelle and she started gagging so hard my cock went soft.

by imsquarehead April 19, 2018