cunt swindle

When you think you are getting one thing, and you end up with another (unwanted) thing.

That douche bag cunt swindled us, these aren't real Cubans.

by dengle dingus March 2, 2011

chinese moon swing

the chinese moon swing:kind of like a 69,but standing up,with the girls back facing towards you.her legs wraping around your neck.and her neck tilted back to suck your dick while eating her out.(girl must be flexible)

this asian girl taught me this..... weird shit,it was like........damm it WAS GOOD.They called it the CHINESE MOON SWING

by asiawithlove April 25, 2006

pearls before swine

sending good definitions to the Urban Dictionary.

Arg! They rejected my definition of shouty-crackers again! It's a real piece of urban slang that they don't have in there! Pearls before swine, I tell you what.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 19, 2007

swineswill

Because the assholes at HL2World for some reason do not like Maddox, they put a filter on that changes his name to swineswill.

Hey man, do you read swineswill too?

by BOFH March 30, 2005

swindle cat

a person who swindles people regularly (steals from them/ lies to them/ cheats them)

man, that kid took all my money then rode my bike to the bank to deposit it, he's a swindle cat

or

that swindle cat ate my food when i wasn't looking

by Papa Beans April 27, 2008

Swing Dat

1) To pass something

2) Show someone something important

Joe- yo wass gud, u want some Henney?
John- Yea, Swing Dat
Joe- Here take dat sipp fam

by Joey Danza February 8, 2009

Swine whiner

A person who panics during epidemics or pandemics. Thinking and judgment is usually suspended, resulting in spontaneous reactions rather than proactive actions.

(Sigh) when will these swine whiners learn to keep their bodies clean on the inside so they don't get sick in the first place?

by Deaf Drummer April 30, 2009