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by BrookeNM May 18, 2011
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Starfishing

When an individual is too intoxicated or tired to participate in intercourse with their partner they simply lay on their back outstretched to resemble the same shape as a starfish and let their partner do all the work.
dude I was so hammered last night when I got home I just ended up starfishing it with the girlfriend.
by Goochy20 September 22, 2010
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meat scarf

1.a penis so large that it can be extended to wrap around a person's neck, or another person's neck.
2.a large penis that can be used for recreational reasons.
girl: I'm cold.
boy: you can wear my meat scarf.
girl: ew.
by CherLady May 20, 2007
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Starfish Kisses

The act of rubbing your butthole on someone else's buttonhole (anal scissoring)
Have you ever given someone Starfish Kisses? It's the second most intimate thing next to penetration.
by swamp_lord May 28, 2015
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scarf boy

A human being of the masculine sex who chooses, at will, to wear a scarf on a regular basis and look like a complete tool in doing so.
Hey, look at that scarf boy over there, its not even cold, what a tool.

James is such a little scarf boy, everyone thinks he bats for the other team in that terrible piece of fabric.
by PapaHet August 25, 2009
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awkward starfish

leve 5 in the "Levels of Awkward". awkward starfish refers to an awkward experience where it takes a minute for the awkwardness to sink in...then all of a sudden, it smacks you RIGHT in the face.
person 1: where do your parents live?
person 2: across from the Chinese Restaurant on 190
(person 1 then realizes that across from the Chinese Restaurant on 190...is a cemetery)
person 2, at the look on their face, laughs.

THAT is awkward starfish.
by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007
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Starfish

When you get so high you are spread out and stuck to your bed like a starfish.
"Haley got so high from that Lasagna bowl that she starfished in the car and didn't even make it to Taco Bell" "Gordon is always the first to Starfish"
by onefortysix November 3, 2015
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