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Pro Status

1. n. The ability of someone to completely pwn his particular job.

2. n. To be so professionally capable at one's particular skill as to make the attempts of others to imitate you make them appear as retarded, thumbless, knucle-dragging apes.
Since Miguel is Pro Status he can take his wife's phone call while recieving head from his whore!
by AthiesticDiety April 20, 2009
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post traumatic status disorder

The sense of anxiety one feels after posting a new status to one's Facebook timeline. Generally induced by the fear the status won't garner enough Likes, won't be seen by the right people, or doesn't properly craft one's image.
Michael suffered from post traumatic status disorder when his photo of dinner at The French Laundry only got 7 Likes.
by Mattfouz October 1, 2013
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Billie Eilish Stans or eyelashes

These are the people who stan billie for her humor /personality,or the people who knows her unreleased songs, the fans can be very toxic but nice.People understimate them because they don't argue in the comments but rather in the dms ...they are like the Barbz but more low-key with they're tactics..the ages of the fans are very diverse..
The Billie Eilish Stans also support Ariana,and BTS .
If someone says "Billie eilish is ugly, overrated, talentless and whispers"
The Billie Eilish stans or Eyelashes will show proof of she not whispering which is in half of her songs and the amount of success she gained .They will also describe how ugly,talentless the haters are say the phrase"Ugly, dumbass looking b*tch or go trip over a knife"and they will bully you on twitter,tiktok,Instagram but more than likely privately because they don't want to give Billie a bad image.
The Billie Eilish stans should not be underestimated
by Multi stan July 22, 2020
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Dean Henderson Stans

braindead, deluded, dumb, 0 ball knowledge, WORST fanbase on Football Twitter EVER...
Guy 1: Have you seen Dean Henderson stans LOOOL ??
Guy 2: Yeah LMAO, they're all deluded
by Football Expert December 6, 2021
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status quo

Short for "status quo ante bellum" meaning "the state before the war." Used to reinstate property boundaries, ownership, etc after a nation is defeated. Kinda opposite its contemporary meaning, "the way things are now."
In spite of the principle of status quo, West Virginia was not restored as part of Virginia after the (US) Civil War.
by WordWright February 18, 2005
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stankster lean

When in a sitting position, leaning forward slightly after farting to catch a whiff of your flatulence. Because after all, one's own farts actually smell pretty good, don't they? Must be done slightly and imperceptibly when around company, lest you give away the fact that you are both the "smeller" and the "feller".
"Oh man, who cut the cheese?"

"Must've been Bob. I saw him doing that stankster lean."
by dandi June 16, 2006
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statustician

A person skilled in statusry.
Characterized by their postage of insightful, helpful, or valuable status updates on facebook.
That girl just summarized the major trends of F. Scott Fitzgerald's works in just a sentence, with proper and clear grammar. What a statustician!
by Astrapto June 9, 2011
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