shaking hands with the president

masturbating, touching one self, or a hand job

#1
Person 1: what're you up to?
Person 2:(moaning) shaking hands with the president..
#2
Person 1: comon do it..
Person 2: do what?
Person 1: shake hands with the president.

by Kelly Speresh August 3, 2007

Battle of Stalingrad

The battle of stalingrad (1942-1943) was violent conflict between the armies of Russia and Germany. The conflict between the two nations was ignited when Germany broke the peace treaty they had with Russia and invaded the Soviet Union. German forces entered the city of stalingrad (named after Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin) after reducing it to ruins after massive bombing raids. The Russians counterattacked and the ensuing conflict became recorded as the single bloodiest battle in human history. Fighting inside the city ruins was extremely feroucious with both sides losing thousands of men each day. The Russians themselves lost 10,000 men in one day after a fierce counterattack. The Russians overwhelmed pockets of German resistance with suicidal banzai like charges and took back parts of their city. Fighting on the city hill known as Mameyev Kurgan was particulary bloody. The hill was bombed so many times that after the war grass would not grow their for years, and even today one can still find bones and pieces of metal embedded in the soil of the hill. The battle ended after the Soviets surrounded the Germans with a successful counter attack known as Operation Blau, causing the surrender of German forces in the area. Casualties for both sides are recorded as a total of 2 million people including civilians. The battle was immortalized for its complete disregard for human life, barbarism and unprecedented loss of human life.

A movie called enemy at the gates is about a young soviet sniper who is caught up in the battle and its harsh realities.

Don't fuck with the Russians. They're nuts! Did you see what they did to the germans during the battle of stalingrad?

by Jack McGurn May 8, 2008

Booty Shaking

its when someone shakes the bate in front of you & doesnt give you the treat...

yeah my girl friend works in the club booty shaking guys for money she makes them think they have a chance...

by Andrew 702 July 1, 2010

casebook stalking

Like Facebook stalking, but it's when a law professor calls up parties to a law suit years after the fact to find out more about the circumstances of a case.

Did you catch how our professor was totally casebook stalking the plaintiff? The case was over like 30 years ago. I'm amazed that she managed to actually find his contact info.

by Ae5Ea8 January 26, 2015

cheyne stoking

A pattern of breathing where the respiration rates increase and then decrease followed by increasing periods of not breathing. When a person dies, this is the horrible sound of "last gasps"

I knew he was a gonner when i heard the cheyne stoking of the cunt

by Declan Treanor Monaghan March 30, 2005

Duck Stacking

The hottest new underground sport, full of CRAZY, INTENSE ACTION. The goal is to stack as many rubber ducks atop each other as possible before your tower falls. Competitive duck stacking circles can be found in underground clubs if you know who to ask.

"Hey man, have you ever tried Duck Stacking?"

"Tried it!? Dude, I did a quadruple-helix megastack of 5 ducks, yesterday."

"Fuck you, man, you're full of shit."

by Hotels March 18, 2009

Snaking

Snaking is when...

A male or female talks shit behind ones back for the purpose of upping themselves for their own personal gain

Kassia: Jay told me that you like me

Andrew: omg he is such a fucking snaking bastard. I will murder his parents and send his ass back to Pakistan. I’m finna throw his ass across the room like fr fr... anyways can you send me a picture of ur toes ppls thx xoxoxo ;0

by Cuckcity123 love me pls lol xD December 27, 2017