Squifilis

A squirrel that has contracted siphilis.

So, last week, I had sex with my squirrel, and now it has squifilis!

by Mr Randal October 30, 2010

squirral

cute and full of energy, but extremely jittery, unable to make the simplest decisions and therefore often gets squashed in ze road.

She finally hung out with him, and it was actually quite fun. She was just being a squirral about it.

by avrilestrella March 2, 2011

squirmatic

1. n. A person who has a gicungous and uncontrollable, unrequited romantic chemistry for Sarah Palin.

2. n. A cult follower of a nature strikes back horror film.

Bill Maher evidenced urges for a squirmatic experience on his Friday show, calling Sarah Palin and Minnesota Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann “bimbos.” That came one week after he called Palin “a dumb twat.” (Not to mention the c-word)

by Anandaloha April 16, 2011

squirmish

Two or more worms getting into a fight. Mixture of the words 'squirm' and 'skirmish'.

Yo, how much $$$ did you put down on that squirmish?

Forget dog fights, these days it's all about the squirmishes!

by mervstar April 17, 2011

Squirmish

what happens when worms get into a fight.

Did you see that last squirmish?! I had my money on worm #2.

by samwise801 April 21, 2011

Squirmish

what's happening when Sarah Palin doesn't understand.

Sarah Palin thinks we're getting into a squirmish.

by samwise801 April 21, 2011

squirmisher

One who reluctantly fights a battle for a belief he doesn't believe in.

In order to appear to have a united political front, many Tea Party proposals were upheld by moderate Republican squirmishers.

by potcake2000 May 2, 2011