simon sanchez

A simon is the best person you could ever meet in your life. They will always be there when you need them and make you feel like you have a meaning. They tend to have a circular face shape, brown/black hair, and the most perfect smile. They are caring, sweet, kind, smart, and just amazing in every single aspect. A simon will always check up on you and make sure you're doing okay, if not then they will do anything in their power to make sure that you are. Even if you meet a simon at a young age, they will prove to you that they're going to be an amazing father and take special care of your guys kids. They always want to help people even if they dont know them and that's one of the best things about them. Meeting a simon is one of the best things that will ever happen to you, they will treat you like a queen and tell you how amazing you are every day. Simon is the bestest bestfriend you could ever ask for. They are also an amazing significant other and will show how much you mean to them 25/8. They tend to care about everything and everyone. If you ever meet a simon never let them go because even though things might not be the best as of right now, they will always be there and never leave your side.

Person 1: Did you hear that I got with simon sanchez?
Person 2: Who's that?
Person 1: The person who changed me for the best.

by Stinky chicken nugget April 18, 2021

Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell is a hated celebrity among directioners, why? Oh i can tell you but i don't have any time but you can search it up.

What celebrity do u hate?
Oh i hate Simon Cowell

by Oned1rect1on May 21, 2021

Simona

Simona is an overwhelming girl, she is sweet, incredibly smart, strong, badass, empathetic and damn beautiful.
She is a great listener and will always support you in the best way and through her gaze you will literally see the cosmos.
Simona is not just a person but the concept of art that a person can represent, because Simona is art.
She's also so fucking sexy that you will go crazy!

I met my gaze with Simona's, I feel so inspired!

Guy 1: Wow...
Guy 2: You have seen Simona, right?
Guy 1: Yup...
Guy 2: Yes, she's breathtaking...

by Singing Ocean November 22, 2021

Simoni

Simoni. Pretty cool chic. Easy going, doesn’t really care much about anything unless it’s important to her. Rejects every guy yet complains she’s single. She’d rather have a small close friend group than a big one. She’s depressed. She’s hilarious. She’s really creative. She either loves you or hates you. She would rather raise a dog than a kid.

Man that Simoni sure is something.
Simoni.

by ode to the poets November 24, 2021

Simone N booty licker

If you wife her up she may lick your arsehole. She loves cock and eats milk her dog nala squirted on her leg and she farted.

Simone N booty licker makes me happy!

by Simone N booty licker December 2, 2021

Simon Sinek

A corporate cultural phenomenon who is fascinating in that he has become insanely popular while saying almost nothing of substance. If there is any theme to be found in Sinek's videos, it is pandering to wealthy Boomer management and talking down to millennials and average workers. He is fond of teaching people the value of "hard work" at a corporation and thinking of your boss as your parent, guidance counselor and role model while ignoring major economic factors that have shifted over the past 70 years that make most jobs fruitless. Ironically if he wanted to give real advice, it would be encouraging people to start their own businesses, be self-sufficient and get out of debt, but no corporation in their right mind would hire him to say that.

If you have a LinkedIn network >100 people, it is almost impossible to scroll your feed without seeing one of his inane videos reposted by a tryhard middle manager for imaginary clout.

Simon Sinek: "Did you know that management is harder than just being an employee? People like Ray Dalio have it hardest of all!"
Average Worker: "My boss's generation could pay for college with a summer job and could buy a house in their 20's. I will rent for life, can barely afford to keep up on my bills and management is outsourcing my job to modern-day slaves."
Simon Sinek: "Leaders eat last! Millennials are entitled! Inspire action! Start with why!"

by Corporate Hell December 5, 2021

SimonSails

SimonSails is a great guy. No, no NOT just that... SimonSails is even better. He is smart and funny, but also kind, WARM, and nurturing. SimonSails loves women and SEX though you shouldn't take him for granted. He can easily fuck you up, if you piss him off - which is a rear thing, and in that case you are 100% the jerk so you better apologize. His demons sleep tight, and you should never try to awake them, or if you do, probably you'll fall asleep instead, for long - sometimes people say like in a suicide tub (yeah those shiny new ones from Switzerland).

His name evolved from Simon + Sails, in latin meaning big dick and cums, toughness, storm, and sex. Highly likable by girls, he sometimes calls upon Zeus, and that's when a lightning strikes you too. ;)

He is an NFT artist of erotica.
Find him on Twitter: @SailsSimon, TODAY.

If lovers were islands and life was the sea, SimonSails on OpenSea.

She has a tight ass pussy, and big busty tits. She definitely fucks with SimonSails.

by $Z3pi December 15, 2021