Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

shit shoveling 

(v) The act of doing a very tedious/miserable job that has little to no perks or benefits.(figurative or literal)

"I don't wanna work at Braums because its such a shit shoveling job."

shit shoveling by pacosaurus January 17, 2009

Showels 

Showels are a super comfy beach towel short

Go grab your Showels and let's go to the beach!

Showels by Showels January 9, 2013

shovelware

an array of haphazard software emphasizing quantity rather than quality

This shit is totally half-assed. Who assembled this shovelware?

shovelware by The Return of Light Joker August 5, 2011

shonvel possum 

when you finger your possum for a fortnite skin

did hear about the shonvel possum shonvel finger banged his possum for A fortnite skin

shonvel possum by big woop woop May 16, 2019

judgemental shoelace 

smol snek that looks like a shoelace

he silently judges u

beware of the judgemental shoelace chirren

if you see a smol judgemental shoelace, give him a smol boop, (DONT KEL HIM) and run

' oh look its a judgemental shoelace'

judgemental shoelace by judgemental shoelace November 18, 2018

Shovelate

to beat into submission with a common, gardening shovel

Dude, I didn't know it was your sister
Get off my lawn before I shovelate you
He means it! He's got a shovel!

Shovelate by Rand December 28, 2003