Alabama Pencil Sharpener

When you or your bitch sticks a toe in your dick hole

hey avery how was your date last night?
good I gave gabe an alabama pencil sharpener and he nutted.

by getmynuts77 May 9, 2019

Sharpening Your Knife

To say sharpening your knife means you are masturbating

Eww you're Sharpening Your Knife? You do know what that means right?

by Cryna May 28, 2018

Sharpey

The god of hair and all thing hair related/ The prophet of global hair companies and also teh true form of hair its self, see hair

Oh my god its Sharpey look at his hair!

by Juan Pablo Angle July 1, 2004

shampies

sounds like a br*tish word for old people diapers

u : grammpa tf u doo-doo in yo pants go get u sum shampies
brittle bone grammpa : idjkcxivffdklxbjiodlc

by warbumbo April 8, 2021

Pencil sharpener

An expression describing a female who is tight in the vagina

Man, having sex with Lilly is like putting a popsicle in a pencil sharpener

by Peepeesauce556 April 25, 2017

blade of a pencil sharpener

The blade of a pencil sharpener is surprisingly very sharp. When taken off the pencil sharpener, it becomes the perfect utensil to cut yourself with. Just remember right to left is for attention, and top to bottom is for results.

Viswathish: Shira have you been cutting yourself with the blade of a pencil sharpener?
Shira: Yes I have, it's surprisingly super efficient.

by Anaru Kasane November 21, 2016

Sharnie save

Sharnie save is the act of repeatedly stabbing at the save button on word or a similar programme usally done by blonde/stupid.

me: "dude why are u attempting to sharnie save,it makes u look like a complete tard"
retard: "makes my work get saved better"

by padlock August 31, 2008