Tickle-Me-Schlong

When your girlfriend is asleep on your bed after a long night of sex, and you wake her up by tickling the hell out of her with your schlong.

Girlfriend: *Snore, SNORE*
You: "Omg stfu"
*tickle her with your schlong*
GF: "Hahahahah, wait, wtf are you doing????"
You: "Ummm... Tickle-Me-Schlong

by Mr. Poppaschlong December 1, 2010

schlonged

"TO GET BEAT BADLY, TO LOSE REALLY BADLY"

*HILARY CLINTON GOT SCHLONGED BY BARACK OBAMA IN THE 2008 ELECTION*

by Fearless Fraizer March 31, 2016

scion xB

the ugliest car ever built; a piece of shit

That scion xB looks like you tacked some wheels to a cardboard box!

by joshomatic January 14, 2008

Scion

The car looks like a fucking hearse. When I first saw someone in my town driving this ugly vehicle, I thought he was going to a funeral.

I can buy an old hearse from a car auction, add two extra seats in the back, give it a new paint job, put in a new engine, and it would look EXACTLY like the Toyota Scion, but half the price.

by sarcastic May 19, 2004

scion xb

probably the ugliest car ever manufactured. It has absolutely no power, despite what the douchebags who drive them tell you. It is a car for faggots who have seen the fast and furious one too many times. I laugh my ass off every time I see one "tricked out" on the road. I laugh even harder when I look at the driver.

Oh, almost forgot to mention it's made by Toyota, therefore making it a riceburning piece of shit.

"Dude look at that car it's like a box on wheels"

"Haha yea, that scion xb is so ugly it makes me wanna shit myself"

by 29djsie February 16, 2009

scion face

someone whos face is as ugly as one of those scion cars

Jimmys girl friend is such a scion face

by jimmy da gook December 5, 2004

schlonging

Lounging around not doing much.

John: What you been doing today?
Joe: Oh just schlonging.

by jakes_son99 June 3, 2009