Schmeal

the nic

yooo sammy lemme rip ur schmeal

fosho i only got splash ice tho

nah gang im good i only rip clice

by user00just December 19, 2024

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schmeanus

Giant penises held by giga-chad men and sigma males

Girl1:My boyfriend’s schmeanus is great
Girl2: Omg! Mine too

by bigdog_feetlick January 7, 2025

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Schenectady stew...is a stew combination so disasterous that it makes your farts so bad you open the car windows all the way down on a zero degree day to be able to get any semblance of fresh air. The farts make you gag so hard you can't see to drive and the coming diarrhea is so bad it expels itself instantaneously and so violently everyone in the Dunkin Donuts can hear you crying. Typical stew consists of all the things that are old and expired in the fridge.

Time to clean out the fridge, let's make a Schenectady stew and feed it to Steve so you can s*** himself into orbit.

by Thepostman97 January 26, 2026

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Schmeart

Similar to snorting but with your ears instead of your nose.

HEY BRO! I JUST SCHMEARTED SOME SPRITE!

by shidon24 March 31, 2025

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pap schmeared

Achieving a level of drunkenness that results in a pregnancy.

Lacey: Are we getting schwasted tonight?

Todd: No. We're getting pap schmeared.

by jarulf December 15, 2011

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kittie schmear

Any drippy, chalky, paisty, gooey, or sticky reminants of a young slut's existance that happens to get rubbed, smeared, excreited, or spit onto your person or belongings by way of interaction with said slut; voluntary or involuntary.

Guy #1: Dude, what's that mark down the side of your jacket? It looks like makeup.
Guy #2: Yeah, it's kittie schmear from my date last night.

by Dabbasaurus April 18, 2018

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