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Saskatchewan Soccer is a game, typically played in P.E. Where there are two teams, one in outfield, and one at the baseline. (Black line used in basketball as out). Outfield rolls the ball to the infielders, and one player from baseline kicks it. The kicker and whoever decides to run, runs from one end of the gym, to the other. Outfielders have to then throw the ball to get the infielders out. Three to five people out, then teams switch places and the game continues.
Saskatchewan Soccer is a game, typically played in P.E. Where there are two teams, one in outfield, and one at the baseline. (Black line used in basketball as out). Outfield rolls the ball to the infielders, and one player from baseline kicks it. The kicker and whoever decides to run, runs from one end of the gym, to the other. Outfielders have to then throw the ball to get the infielders out. Three to five people out, then teams switch places and the game continues.
Gym teacher: "Yo fam we're gonna play some Saskatchewan Soccer."
Literally every kid in the gym: *Starts a fucking riot*
Literally every kid in the gym: *Starts a fucking riot*
by lilnegger September 17, 2018
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A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.
The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.
The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
“Man, I gotta teach myself philosophy since my professor is about as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program”
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A play on the term Sasquatch.
A play on the term Sasquatch.
Look at that susquatch trying to sneak into the movie in a neon pink t-shirt!
He is such a susquatch!
He is such a susquatch!
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Poor Joe couldn’t get to the bathroom and had to wipe his ass with corn shucks. He’s a real Saskatchewan Screamer this morning..
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