SIlly Salamander

Someone trying to do something funny/cool but ends up screwing things up

Jimmy: Oh no! I burned our tickets to the basketball game attempting to do a magic trick!
Bobby: You silly salamander!!!

by Silly Salamander January 7, 2015

Stinky Salmon

When she farts on your cock then proceeds to suck your dick till you cum your hot stinky cum then she burps on your cock thus taking a shit on your back.

Oh shit cuzz she gave me that stinky salmon and i had to take 3 showers and 2 bars of soap.

by BigDaddyLongAsian November 23, 2018

awkward salmon

A member of the Awkward Animal Clan, the awkward salmon is a movement performed during or after an awkward moment to relieve tension. One variety of the motion is to place a hand another person's chin, palm down, and wiggle the hand and fingers so as to smack the underside of the person's chin somewhat.

Grandma: Everyone's a lesbian in college, even I was.

Granddaughter: Uh...awkward salmon.

by vivelabookworm December 30, 2010

Salmon Sex

When a woman is so ugly that the man tosses off on the bed, leaves the room and then the woman squirms around on the jizz thus completing the sex act, just like salmon do.

"Hey man, that chick is so ugly I wouldn't have salmon sex with her".

"I wouldn't have salmon sex with her with your dick".

by Space Freak January 2, 2012

smoked salmon

The act of taking a lit cigar/blunt, sticking it a girls pussy, and taking a puff on it.

"Hey man you know that Sara girl?"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"

by JustineBakker July 7, 2008

salmon canyon

Slang term in Australian and British language for a vagina.

Can also be extended to encompass other areas of the region eg the forest over salmon canyon is pubic hair.

The fun park at salmon canyon is the clitoris.

Hannah went to the beautican and had the forest over salmon canyon clear-felled.

by darth wazza September 27, 2006

salmon

A word used to describe a female who is of a very high standard...

Not the average female, usually a girl who you would like to bend over.

Very attractive, hot, bonerific, sexy etc

That chick is absolute Salmon

Look boys here comes some salmon

Check out that salmon

by ziley December 6, 2006