Retarded Puppy 

a person who is adorable and physically sexy, but mentally retarded, they can get anyone they want, but can't carry on an intellectually stimulating conversation to save their life.

Boy 1: Dayumm Veronica is hot, she's got a hot ass.

Boy 2: Hell yeah, but dude she's a retarded puppy, I heard she once mispelled her name.

Boy 1: ... well that will make the sex easy! ;)

Retarded Puppy by SmallKittensDie December 4, 2009

retarded duck 

a beautiful young girl, sweet and kind.

man, that girl is a retarded duck

retarded duck by katy j becum March 22, 2017

retarded bigot 

A person who is dumb and generally hostile towards people who speak a different language than english and/or are not white or from Kingston Ontario.

Don Cherry is a retarded bigot..

retarded bigot by Ron Maclean December 27, 2009

retarded stud 

A nigga with a dick so big that every time he gets a hard on all the blood rushes into his dick causing brain damage due to lack of oxygen. The nigga is always fucking black hoes and white skanks so his IQ gets lower over time. The nigga doesn't care if this happens because the bitches he fucks wants him for his big dick not his mind. Most whites think niggas is born stupid or destroy their brains with drugs, this isn't true it's their big dicks that fuck them up.

ELmo is one retarded stud his IQ is smaller than his dick. But he doesn't care he still fucks all the bitches.

retarded stud by yorkiestomper April 9, 2008

retarded female 

1. any member of the non-male gender who feels the need to form an exculsive clique with their other non-male friends and talk shit about people

2. any member of the non-male gender who wrongfully bashes males in general, without acknowledging the fact that many of said males are actually good people who would respect their interests given the chance

3. any single member of the non-male gender with meets with other single non-male persons to talk about who they hooked up with, how drunk they were, how good it was, and their personal best for the number of times it happened in a certain duration of time (often one year); in this case it would be "retarded females"

4. most feminists, including all radical ones

paris hilton, nicole ritchie, britney spears, anna nicole smith, pamela anderson, houston, a prositute, 99% of blondes, alex trebek's wife, hillary clinton, laura bush, most fat girls and retarded female busybodies

retarded female by i am anonymous and i'm better than you April 20, 2007

Retarded Harry Potter with Down Syndrome 

A goofy kid who resides in Basking Ridge, often found meowing after two sips of beer.

That Retarded Harry Potter with Down Syndrome was meowing outside my house last night!

Retarded Harry Potter with Down Syndrome by lsutigers1128 May 3, 2010

retarded asshole 

A person who lives in a shit hole that takes your shit and gives it to some one else

That Steven kid is a retarded asshole

retarded asshole by All in your head June 7, 2016