pseudo-rape 

When another person with a legal right to do so touches your private parts because they can or feel the need to.

Why is Lisa like that? Her uncle was in charge of making sure the kids checked themselves for ticks after hiking when she was 12. She missed one on her face in the bathroom thinking it was leaf trash. Her older girl cousins already dismissed her as the trash cousin and wouldn't help. So her uncle said he was the tick police and she was under arrest. It ended with him saying your too young for that hair. She was left there doublely naked; no clothes, no hair; to ponder her pseudo-rape as she stood watching the same done to each of her younger cousins til finally they were freed to a fun time in the jaccuzi.

That girl in Colorodo is pondering why justice must be served. I walked in to the police station like the news said. I want to go home.

pseudo-rape by Max-501 June 2, 2025

Pseudo-shut in 

A person who mostly stays at home due to physical or mental health issues, disabilities other factors. Though the unlike the usual shut in, they sometimes leaves the house infrequently. Usually for various reasons, eg. an appointment with a doctor.

Inky is a pseudo-shut in, due to their physical illness and disability they usually stay at home. Once in a long while, they would leave the house for various appointments with their doctors.

Pseudo-shut in by InkyMelany June 16, 2025

pseudo-incontinence 

The perception that you have incontinence even though you akcually don't, just because you can no longer hold your urge to urinate

After that giant soda, I felt a wave of panic and thought I had pseudo-incontinence, but it was just the urgency to find a bathroom!

pseudo-incontinence by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

pseudo-diarrhea

The perception that you have diarrhea even though you akcually don't, just because you can no longer hold your urge to defecate

Right before the exam, I got hit with such anxiety that I felt like I had pseudo-diarrhea, but it turned out I just needed to relax.

pseudo-diarrhea by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

honorary pseudo-award 

An award that is begrudgingly bestowed on someone, often a narcissistic celebrity, who does not necessarily deserve recognition but who feels entitled to it and oftentimes has even requested it.

Let’s just give that sadly insecure and hyperlexical Dr Bunnygirl her honorary pseudo-award now that she’s hit 600 UD entries; she’s been bugging us to give her this fucking thing ever since she hit 500 and thought some magic white rabbit was going to jump out of a hat on her smartphone and acknowledge her prodigious “genius.”

honorary pseudo-award by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

Proto-pseudo-gangster 

A gentlemen whose social and communal tendencies gyrate around the general ambivalence of others regarding whether he truly is a finger-popping gangster simply at the beginning of his intricate development or a confused boy with no self identification simply mix-and matching factions that should be foreign to him with those that you would expect him to embrace.

Oh! that silly gentlemen of color, look at him thick ironic black framed spectacles and flat silver trousers 'round his knees drenched in cheap cologne and failure,...what a proto-pseudo-gangster!

Proto-pseudo-gangster by Eisenach May 27, 2012

post pseudo 

adj. 1) Used to describe when someones exaggerated stereotypical behavior, that they themselves actually neither are a part of nor actually like/agree with, imitates that of a lifestyle, trend, or social category liked by other people somewhere. 2) This can be when a person is making an attempt to be ironic or to make fun of a specific group, by pretending to be one of them, with out making it obvious to the common passer-by that they do not think what they are listening to, wearing, doing and/or saying, is actually 'cool'.

-Usually done with at least a somewhat malicious intent.

-this is usually used to describe long term behavior.

-this person must actually belong to a different social group than they are post pseudo portraying.

-in some cases this person may have previously been a member of the social group they are now post pseudo'ing, and then went through a period of being over it, before cycling back again with post pseudo intentions.

-if someone post pseudos for too long they are at risk of suddenly or gradually realizing they can no longer tell if whether they think what they're doing is funny or if they genuinely enjoy it.

-people who post pseudo often actually hate everything and everyone.

a gay acting as -> post pseudo straight.

art student -> post pseudo bro.
any non Tumblrific person -> post pseudo seapunk.

'' -> post pseudo kawaii.

hipster -> post pseudo 100 or post pseudo ghetto fab.

african american ->post pseudo neo-Nazi
metropolitan -> post pseudo scenester .

post pseudo by ModelDeathDive February 11, 2012