pamphlet professor

Person who thinks they know everything about a subject, just by reading a tiny blurb.

#MemeMD

That Zach kid is such a pamphlet professor. He don't know $hit!!!

by BigRed2727 November 30, 2017

Fake Profanity

Possibly can be shortened to FP. Words such as “shoot”, “dang”, and most notably, “heck”, “crap”, and “frick”. They are used to replace actual cuss words. They convey the same meaning, though sometimes aren’t as versatile. (For example, frick can’t mean 👉👌) Often used by children.

“Oh frick, I dropped my phone.”
Where “frick” is the Fake Profanity

by ImNotAFurryISwear March 5, 2019

synthetic and professional

something Looks neat/ beautiful and keeping up to professionalism

like and Architectural Portfolio is synthetic and professional

by BK_EmpireState September 23, 2013

The Nutty Professor

A prank, pulled on your spectacle-wearing friend, after he passes out. Once asleep, take aforementioned eye glasses, and place directly above your cock and balls. This will give the appearance of a sort of face; with the glasses serving as eyes, your dick being a nose, and your balls serving as jowels. Take a picture of The Nutty Professor, and send a copy to your friend, and whoever else you deem worthy. Make sure to tell all recipients of the sent photograph, who the spectacles belong to.

Look!! Chad's passed out! Quick, give me his glasses so I can do The Nutty Professor!!

by Undefeated Loser June 1, 2017

pick me professor

(n) professor who begs for the approval of their students by appearing understanding of their financial and mental health needs while assigning more homework than any other professor and making his/her own book a required reading.

My pick me professor let the whole class out late because he wanted to give a speech about prioritizing our happiness... I'm not mad I'm annoyed

by d-to-the-ray April 7, 2021

professionality

a combination of professionalism and personality used typically in a work-setting to describe a person who works hard but also shows other fun/pleasing aspects of their character

She's a great candidate anyway but her professionality is really what got her the job!

by jackskay26 March 17, 2009

profane

1. Offending of (the) god(s).
2. (American) A weak and misguided synonym for vulgar.

Civilised Human: What the fuck get away from me before I catch American disease.
American: Hey, don't you be using that profane language in my prescense.
Civilised Human: Get a fucking dictionary, you bible-bashing moron.

by His Imperial Majesty November 16, 2005