a little (or a facetiously adorable) putz or prick or young dude. Used to verbally smack a kid trying to act older or tougher than his age or size. From Yiddish slang for penis with the suffix -ele (pronounced uh-luh) suggesting sarcastic affection or lack of physical size. Use this word only with cautious discretion, as some may infer anti-Semitic intent by the speaker.
"So now the petzele wants to hang with me," says an almost-teen dude to get rid of his younger brother.
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Actual definiton: a food that is sold in malls, street corners, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, basically anywhere you go. Its doe that is rolled up into the shape of..whatever pretzels are shaped as and then it is fryed and raped with salt.
Actual definiton: a food that is sold in malls, street corners, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, basically anywhere you go. Its doe that is rolled up into the shape of..whatever pretzels are shaped as and then it is fryed and raped with salt.
Clint: Dude, are you okay? you're eyes are watering.
Joe: Yeah, Its just this pretzel.
Clint:..Did she leave you agian?
Joe: Yeah, Its just this pretzel.
Clint:..Did she leave you agian?
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Person #1: "I am pregnant with my brother in law's child, and in return, i gave him the herp."
Person#2: "Girl, you straightup pretzels!!!
Person#2: "Girl, you straightup pretzels!!!
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Pretzelmouth is a superhero with a pretzel for a mouth. He only comes out at night. He demands candy. If said candy is not delivered, he will cry salty tears. Then he will be soggy. He will blame you.
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That psychopath clown is pretzelled.
When I drove my bike off the edge I pretzelled my front wheel.
That psychopath clown is pretzelled.
When I drove my bike off the edge I pretzelled my front wheel.
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