Kot Posting

Kot Posting is when you post pictures of cats in #kot-posting channel at the Dar Al Anon server

"Mashallah the Floppa you posted in Kot Posting is very beautiful"
"I'm going to KotPost my stupid cat because he is very stupid and he will always be stupid"

by Roiftheabeedmaster May 29, 2021

posting partner

A person or a thing (preferably person) that one would post with in random converstaion usually taking place on forums such as www.dcpersian.com

Alex & Hiva are posting-partners.

by AlexOmid October 17, 2004

poking squid

Slang term for female to give manual pleasure to herself during well-lubricated state.

I came home early from work to find my wife poking squid in the kitchen.

by Nathan Phillips September 18, 2008

pating

the sound of the noise it makes when a bullet hits a chinese person in a bullet proof vest

i roll around whalley and shoot that wack chanker and ''paTING'' his ass get up and maul me.

by DaBomb. September 4, 2006

Gee Finger Poking

The process of toggling switches or options to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments.

Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.

by Drew11766 September 5, 2008

fire poking

when your partner leans over, exposing butt hole. than you run, head first, at your partner. when your head is fully lodged in ass, you procede to stand up straight, and bounce. your head will be saturated in hot sause, to help stimulate.

My cousin was fire poking his fiance, but he was sent to the hospital because he passed out from lack of oxygen!!!

by kiwi1313 August 24, 2008

Schizo-posting

The act of posting to one's self as though in conversation, for the purpose of increasing one's post count or for personal amusement.

Many online forums bestow ranks to contributing members which correlate to numerical milestones such as number of posts. A common strategy to increase one's post count is to respond to one's own posts.

"Of course he is a "Supreme forum member", he's mastered the art of schizo-posting."

by UanoKei April 27, 2010