Pork Puller

One who has sex with the obese; chronic masturbator; In HIllbilly Slang- One who beds pigs

Joe is a pork puller; he is always with some fat chick!

by CC 123 April 24, 2007

Hand Pork

Hand porking is the art of porking a female with you're hand rather than with you're sausage meat. It can be performed using one finger, two, three or four fingers.

Luke - 'Hey bro, I pulled some skett last night. Totally Hand Porked that slag.'

Gav - 'You did what bro?'

Luke - 'Hand porked, I had four fingers deep inside that ho.'

by Gavanova October 2, 2011

Pork Lily

Another awesome way to reference a girls vagina.

Cindy has been walking with a limp ever since she pierced her pork lily.

by jim reaper August 24, 2008

Pork dust

The savory crumbles at the bottom of a bag of pork rinds.

I got dibs on the pork dust.

by Russell Moobs August 3, 2010

Pork demon

An ass raping monkey.

That pork demon named Brody tries to do the nasty in my ass.

by Thecheesedoodle February 2, 2009

Pulling Pork

Pulling Pork: (v.) to pull on a mans penis in a painful way, most commonly not done with your hand, possibly performed with string, pliers, or hedgeclippers.

John pissed Sally off so Sally attached a string to John's penis and a car and pulled his pork by driving away in the opposite direction.

Pulling Pork has become a popular sport at RIT.

by Clareeeee October 21, 2005

pork roll

Staple food of the small, impoverished Italian colony known as New Jersey.

I'd like a pork roll, egg, and cheese -- salt pepper ketchup.

by basileus May 30, 2006