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Dried flowers of the Cannabis sativa plant - often smoked in a pipe or cigarette; sometimes ingested. Origin of this word is rumoured to have arisen from references to the "Poot poot" sound made by Popeye's pipe (what was he smoking?)
Hey Carlo, lets's smoke some pooter.

Last night I got fla-tooter-pootered!
pooter by bob October 29, 2003
an endearing nickname for a person named scotty.

scotty becomes scooter. scooter becomes pooter.
"Awe, pooter is so cute!"
pooter by a.bby July 6, 2009

pootermellon 

It is the equivalent of the Ketchup Effect. Having a water mellon shoved up your pooter / vagina / britney
Can you imagine getting a pootermellon ! man that would hurt !
pootermellon by Alimarr May 27, 2008
Another way of saying "based" in third position political circles due to the overuse of "based" in general conversation. It is usually combined with "shitpilled" as to convey the full meaning.
P1: "Isn't race really important to fascists?"
P2: "Not necessarily. Race isn't even mentioned in fash doctrine. That's more of a natsoc thing."
P1: "Oh, okay. I guess that's pretty pooped and shitpilled."
Pooped by MussoNothingWrongo August 13, 2020
Damn Danielle, your pooter be stinkin' up in dis' biatch!!
Pooter by *aSh* December 6, 2004

Pooten Nanny 

1) A phrase used to describe the jerking one feels when shifting a vehicle from park to reverse.

2) A phrase used to replace "Oh Snap!" or "Holy Crap!" in a situation that calls for the usage of those terms.
1) person 1: "We are outta here!" -shifts vehicle from park to reverse-

person 2: -jerks- "Pooten Nanny!"

2) person 1: "Look out for that dead bird right there! Ew!"

person 2: -jumps in disgust- "Pooten Nanny!"