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Piss Brick

Used with malicious intent or as a hilarious practical joke, a piss brick is a frozen sheet of urine most often prepared in a shallow pan. The brick is then slid under the door of the victim's residence. In the most glorious of outcomes, the urine is absorbed by carpet and establishes its long-lasting odor.
"Should we call the police on your noisy neighbors?"

"No. We'll deliver a piss brick to send the message."
Piss Brick by PissBrickFan December 20, 2009
Related Words

Piss Baby 

"Hey Little Piss Baby, you think you're so cool, huh?"

piss whore 

Someone who is an object of gratuitous mistreatment. This may be literal (i.e., generally treated "like a whore" but with the further refinement of being urinated on) or figurative.
"I will make you my piss whore!"

-Ivan Brunetti, in a panel depicting himself pissing into someone's mouth, in Schizo #3.
piss whore by Doug Lundquist March 16, 2007

piss helicopter 

The act of spining around while urinating. Generally done as an act of vandalism in public restrooms. It usually requires some bragging afterward.
Stop-N-Go didn't let me use their telephone to call a tow truck, so I did a piss helicopter in their shitter. That'll teach them.
piss helicopter by Eddison Widget January 16, 2008

piss willies  

(Noun)

Speaking from experience, the sensation a male gets after urinating. A combination of goosebumps and slight jitters/shivers/shakes.

Can also occur when something creepy happens.

Also known as the PW's for short.
Adam: Broseph, I got the piss willies this morning.
Leary: I did too. I'm sick.

Adam: Yo, did you see that pic of ____ on facebook?
Chin: Yeah... gave me the PW's.
piss willies by A-Rice January 30, 2009

piss weak 

When some one or some thing is said to be extremely soft or weak.
1.
Kurt: "is Jay coming to Tamworth ?"
Mini: "naa he's piss weak"

2.

Kurt: "that bloke over there wants to fight me"
Jay: "dont worry about it he couldnt fight his way out of a paper bag, he's piss weak"
piss weak by Dbridge January 23, 2008