Pedophrasty

Nonsense word, made up to dismiss the concerns of the young, out of hand, without actually having to address their concerns.

I just used the word "pedophrasty" so the concerns of anyone younger than me are no longer valid.

by Dmon Magz September 29, 2019

pedoption

noun. A portmanteau of "Pedophile adoption", when a pedophile adopts a boy or girl with the sole intention of molestation.(See Little Orphan Annie, Webster, Diff'rent Strokes for examples)

John: "Do you like the show Diff'rent Strokes?"

Joe:"Nah man! That whole pedoption thing creaps me out!"

John: "What?!"

by alstin January 4, 2010

pedoprofiling

(v) to be a pedophile checking out their next victim, such as an old man at the local girls high school soccer game, usually ranging from the age of mid 40's to the mid 80's

girl 1: Ewww, do you see that old man in the stands checking out the home team?

girl 2: Yeah, he's totally pedoprofiling right now.

by macdaddy9008 June 20, 2010

Peemptively

To pee preemptively before beginning a night of drinking as to avoid breaking the seal.

"Dude, you're such a shitbird, we just got here and you're going to the bathroom already?"
Suck my dick, I'm just going peemptively. We'll see who's laughing when you're making friends with the bathroom looker.

by kill the thief August 22, 2010

Pedophicular

To be or have a quality of a pedohpile. To portray an essence similar to that of a pedophile.

That man looks pretty pedophicular.

by ass-reps April 14, 2011

peeonable

adj. Describing a person who is attractive enough for golden showers or other water sports.

Hey, dude have you seen Betty, that Scottish girl who works on the ground floor.

Yeah, man, she is definitely peeonable.

by Lagom is lame June 20, 2013

pedophilian

a sick human who have a the instinct to abuse of young children . Commonly called pedophile

my uncle have a pedophilian instinct towards me

by 1554m December 10, 2019